Bring Back Frank Fritz

I got CANNED today. Before I left work for the last time, I told my former boss, here's a little something I owe you. Then I punched him in the face.

When my husband bent over, all my girlfriends saw he was wearing my sexiest leopard thong! Im a laughingstock!

We WERE going to have potato's for dinner. When I picked up the boiling pot, I dropped it. Pot made a loud banging sound, potato's and hot water everywhere.

I do things different. When I go to the movies, I walk into the theater when the movie is almost done. When i sit down, I can't figure out what the movie is about.

I took away so many baby bl*nkies from my 21 year old nephew Seymour, I can alternate between different bl*nkies to sit on on my stool while working at my work computer. Today is bl*nkey number 7. I pulled my yoga pants down, and sitting on his bl*nkey in my sexy purple rose nylon thong. Seymour's soft bl*nkies make better cushions. I enjoy wiggling my butt around on his personal baby bl*nkey. I can sit here all day!

As you know, Aunt Debbie took away my three new baby bl*nkies I bought. Thats NINE now she uses as cushions as she works at her computer at home. Today shes sitting on bl*nkey number 7. She pulled her yoga pants down and is sitting on my bl*nkey in her purple rose nylon thong. She completly crushes my bl*nkey as she sits on him, her shapely bubble butt, her thighs are thick. Aunt Debbie just smiles as she works on her computer, knowing my former baby bl*nkey is soft and going up her butt. When She walks out of the room, I smell bl*nkey. All nine of my baby bl*nkies she took off me smell like her lotion butt smell. All my bl*nkies are just cushions for aunt debbie.

AGAIN! My nephew Seymour bought another baby bl*nkey. That's nine! Well, once again, I took it off him and I'm sitting on it in my hot pink u thong. With so many bl*nkies Seymour had, I can alternate everyday on which bl*nkey will be my cushion when I'm at my work computer.

Aunt Debbie captured my NINTH yellow baby bl*nkey. She pulled hee jean shorts down and is sitting on him in her hot pink lace thong. She completely crushes bl*nkey as she sits on him, her thighs are thick, her shapely bubble butt off the back of the stool. All of my bl*nkies she took off me all met the same fate, being sat on everyday as cushions by Aunt Debbie.

Seymour's NINTH yellow baby bl*nkey is under my ass in my sexy hot pink lace thong. He just buys more baby bl*nkies and I keep taking them away. He's 21! His NINTH bl*nkey is nice and soft on my butt. I could sit here all day.

Aunt Debbie finally got off my NINTH new u baby bl*nkey. All three new bl*nkies I bought this week Aunt Debbie took them away from me and sat on them, she makes me watch her sexy bubble butt sit on my bl*nkies. She wants me to get use to my bl*nkies being sat on by Aunt Debbie everyday. She says I'm too old for a bl*nkey.

He did it again. My nephew Seymour bought another bl*nkey. That's eight! Well, I took his EIGHTH bl*nkey away from him. He's 21! His bl*nkies are nice and soft as I sit on them in my things at my work computer. Time for bl*nkey number eight to meet his fate, a cushion for my ass. I'm sitting down and wiggling around. Seymour is watching me turn another of his bl*nkies into a cushion for my ass.

So much for my EIGHTH yellow baby bl*nkey. Aunt Debbie captured him like my other seven bl*nkies. She pulled her jean shorts down and is sitting on him in a rose thong. Her thighs are so thick, she completely crushes bl*nkey as she sits on him while working on her work computer. I hear bl*nkey crunching as she wiggles around on him.

I warned my nephew Seymour if he buys new baby bl*nkies, id take them off him and sit on them. His EIGHTH baby bl*nkey is beginning his new life as a cushion for my ass. I'm sitting on Seymour's latest bl*nkey right now as I write this message. I pulled my jean shorts down and I'm sitting on his former baby bl*nkey in my rose thong.

Aunt Debbie finally got off my EIGHTH new baby bl*nkey. Aunt Debbie initiates my new baby bl*nkies by sitting on them as cushions. Aunt Debbie took away another new bl*nkey of mine, she how has eight bl*nkies she uses as cushions. The new smell on bl*nkey was replaced by her sexy lotion butt smell. Her butt cheek marks are forged in bl*nkey.

I don't believe it! My nephew Seymour bought another new ba y bl*nkey. That's seven! Well, I took away his bl*nkey again, he's 21! That's seven of his bl*nkies I took away that now serve my ass as a cushion. I just sat down on his bl*nkey in my leopard thong. So soft, his bl*nkies. When I'm at work on my computer, I use one of Seymour's bl*nkies as a cushion on my stool. I can sit all day at work with my nephew's bl*nkies under my butt as a cushion.

I didn't get to snuggle with my SEVENTH new baby bl*nkey for long. Aunt Debbie took him from me, made him into a square shape, and is sitting on my new bl*nkey on her stool by her computer. She pulled her jean shorts down and is sitting on bl*nkey in her leopard thong! My god her thighs are thick as she sits on bl*nkey. I can't see any of the stool, Aunt Debbie's thighs are thick and her bubble butt bulges. My bl*nkey is completely crushed! Aunt Debbie's lotion butt smell is getting sweet and sexy. Aunt Debbie is breaking in her new cushion; my bl*nkey. Aunt Debbie just smiles, sitting on my newest bl*nkey, completely crushed under her bubble butt.

Im making my nephew Seymour watch me sit on his SEVENTH baby bl*nkey. In my leopard thong. I told him, I'd take away any new bl*nkies he'd buy. I rolled his bl*nkey in a square, pulled my jean shorts down and sat on his newest bl*nkey. His bl*nkey makes a better cushion anyway, nice and soft on my butt as I wiggle around writing this.

Aunt Debbie finally got off my SEVENTH new yellow baby bl*nkey. He has her butt cheek marks forged in him and the new smell is replaced by her sexy lotion butt smell. Aunt Debbie always initiates my new bl*nkies by sitting on them as cushions. She took away my SEVENTH bl*nkey. She says I'm too old for a bl*nkey. Now she has seven of my bl*nkies to use as cushions.

Reparations for niiggers. They should of remained slaves.

My son missed work because he was MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER!