Bring Back Frank Fritz

I went outside to get the newspaper and I saw a MERMAID in my pool! She was all happy, splashing about in my pool. I said, EH, you get out of there!

As you know, Aunt Debbie took away all nine of my baby bl*nkies and sits on them as cushions. Today is another hot day, shes in her LEOPARD BIKINI again. Last time she sat on bl*nkey number 7, today shes using bl*nkey number 8, as a cushion. Her thighs are so thick and gorgeous, she completely crushes bl*nkey by just sitting on him. Shapely bubble butt, thick thighs. Wish I could be bl*nkey. Aunt Debbie sits on all nine of my bl*nkies. They all got her sexy lotion butt smell on them.

I did want the terminator did in the first movie, I went gun shopping, when I loaded the shotgun, the guy said, I can't do that. I said, wrong and blew him away. My new home is a prison cell. Very sad.

My daughter went to Sunday service in tight LEATHER PANTS with her LEATHER THONG hanging out! Esmeralda, you are a WH0RE! BURN IN HELL.

As you know, Aunt Debbie took away all nine of my yellow baby bl*nkies and sits on them as cushions. I'm watching a movie with Aunt Debbie, she's sitting on bl*nkey 1 in skin tight jean shorts. I can't focus on the movie, Aunt Debbie's thighs are so thick on my bl*nkey. I can't see any of bl*nkey sticking out, she completely crushes him. Her sexy lotion butt smwll is so strong on bl*nkey. God her thighs are gorgeous while sitting on bl*nkey.

Man! It's hot as FU¢K today!

The way my wife eats, I thought I was watching a conveyor belt.

The way my wife ears, I thought I was watching a conveyor belt.

I love hot weather. Aunt Debbie wears her sexiest undies. Yesterday her LEATHER PANTY with her LEATHER DRESS and now today her LEATHER THONG with her shiny LEATHER pants. She pulled her pants down and is sitting on my personal baby bl*nkey in her LEATHER THONG! Wish I could be my bl*nkey

My baby bl*nkey is so lucky. Aunt Debbie pulled her LEATHER PANTS down and is sitting on bl*nkey in her LEATHER THONG! Yesterday she wore LEATHER panties and now today a LEATHER THONG! I need to masturbate.

I'm at Aunt Debbie's for a cookout. I can't focus on eating. Aunt Debbie is sitting on bl*nkey 7 in her LEOPARD BIKINI! She completely crushes bl*nkey, her shapely bubble butt, her thighs are gorgeous and thick. Once and a while she wiggles around, i hear bl*nkey crunching. When she gets up, I like to smell bl*nkey.

It's a hot day today. My nephew Seymour and I are outside for a cookout. I'm making Seymour watch me sit on one of his baby bl*nkies in my LEOPARD BIKINI! He's 21, too old for a bl*nkey. I could sit all day with his bl*nkey as a cushion.

Im at Aunt Debbie's for q cookout. As you know, she took away my nine baby bl*nkies and sits on them as cushions. Today shes sitting on bl*nkey 7, in her LEOPARD BIKINI! She completely crushes bl*nkey, nice shapely butt, thick thighs. Bl*nkey 7 is under aunt Debbie's butt in LEOPARD BIKINI

My nephew keeps bouncing his basketball in my house! He keeps it up, I'll bounce his BALLS out of my house!

My wife told our friends, if they want to use our bathroom, they need to wear a mask. I took a big dump. What is she saying?

My DAUGHTER has a sexy body. Hot tits, firm thighs, an ass of a ten year old boy. Makes you wanna get up and beg for BUTTERMILK.

I love snuggling with my baby bl*nkey after Aunt Debbie sits on him while she works at her work computer. Knowing her sexy bubble butt sat on him, her sexy lotion butt smell on bl*nkey.

I went to this nude beach and there were BONERS everywhere!

My wife says I cant get her PU$$Y wet! Ouch, my pride.

My wife isn't what she appears. She's an IMP. Wherever she goes, trouble follows.