We WERE going to eat potatoes for dinner. When I picked up the pot, I burned myself and dropped the pot. Potatoes and hot water on the floor!
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PETITION CREATOR
3 years ago
All I ever read on my once proud petition is FU¢K THIS, FU¢K THAT, WELL, FU¢K YOU!!!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife got caught by a Borg drone. I didn't help her, I got horny watching her being assimilated. The drone injecting it's assimilation tubules into her neck, her skin turning pale. I jacked off.
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Amanda Janiga Williams
3 years ago
My husband asked about the needles in my first two left hand fingers. I told him, they're called assimilation tubules, they're a Borg implant. I was a drone. I used them on my victims I overpowered.
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
My boss didn't give me that raise. So when he was at his mailbox, I drove really fast on my motorcycle and hit him on the head with a baseball bat. My new home is this prison cell. Very sad.
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BIG MIKE
3 years ago
I like to shave three times a day. My wife says I should shave my BALLS more often.
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EL RATTA
3 years ago
I call myself EL RATTA. I inform the police every time my friends and neighbors break the law.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I have 11 yellow baby bl@nkies. I washed bl@nkey number 2 today. As soon as bl@nkey got out of the dryer Aunt Debbie captured bl@nkey and sat on him on her stool at her computer. She wore her shin tight yoga pants all the way up her butt crack for my clean bl@nkey. When she got up, I smelled bl@nkey. The fabric softener smell was replaced by her sexy lotion butt smell. Bl@nkey didn't stay fresh smelling for long. Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell quickly forged my clean bl@nkey. Aunt Debbie says my baby bl@nkies are nice and talk and soft after being washed.
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LANCE HENRIKSON
3 years ago
Whenever kids meet me, they want me to say:tonight on DEA. FU¢
KING shows been gone since 2009!
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Arnold
3 years ago
When I went gun shopping, I asked the clerk if he had a PHASED PLASMA RIFLE in a 40 WATT range. He said, hey, just what you see, pql.
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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago
My nephew Seymour bought ANOTHER baby bl@nkey! That's 11! Well, I took it off him, AGAIN. Instead of using this one as a cushion like the other ten bl@nkies, I'm using this one as a pad. It's so cool and soft on my v@gina. I walk around my house with seymours latest baby bl@nkey in my panty as a pad.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I just got bl@nkey number 11 and Aunt Debbie took him away from me. She says I'm too old for a bl@nkey. Instead of using bl@nkey 11 as a cushion like my other ten bl@nkies, she turned my new bl@nkwy into a PAD! She walks around the house all day with bl@nkwy in her panties pushing him up against her v@ginq. I can see the shape of my bl@nkey showing through her jean shorts.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
The day is over, Aunt Debbie took bl@nkey 11 out of her v@gina. Bl@nkey 11 got so wet from her v@gina. My other ten bl@nkies Aunt Debbie uses as cushions. She turned bl@nkey 11 into a PAD! Bl@nkey 11 was so soft on Aunt Debbie's v@gina, she got horny ane her v@gina got wet on bl@nkey.
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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago
AGAIN! My 21 year old nephew bought another new yellow ba y bl*nkey! TEN! That's TEN bl*nkies I took away from him. I'm sitting on his TENTH new bl*nkey as I write this message. Well, his latest bl*nkey he bought is now my newest cushion. I transformed all his bl*nkies into cushions for my ass while I work at my work computer. I pulled my shorts down and told his TENTH bl*nkey, resistance is futile. Then I sat down and wiggled my butt around. Seymour is just watching his latest bl@nkey being crushed and forged to smell like my lotion butt smell.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I'm getting so horny! Aunt Debbie pulled her shorts down and is now sitting on my TENTH new baby bl*nkey in her hot pink lace panty! Aunt Debbie wiggled her shapely butt around on bl@nkey. Bl*nkey crunched. My god her thighs are thick, my bl*nkey is completely under her butt and thighs. Àunt Debbie says she's initiating my new bl*nkey as her newest cushion . She's going to keep taking away any new bl*nkey I buy and sit on them. All my baby bl*nkies are lucky, Aunt Debbie sits on them with her sexy bubble butt and thick thighs. All my bl*nkies got to have Aunt Debbie's ass in their faces, forging them with her butt cheeks and sexy lotion butt smell. They couldn't resist her sexy butt.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie sat on my TENTH new baby bl*nkey for three hours. She takes my bl*nkies away from me, she says I'm too old. My newest bl*nkey began his life as a cushion for her sexy, bubble butt. The new smell on bl*nkey is gone. Replaced by Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell.
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HOWARD HAMLIN
3 years ago
Someone threw bowling balls over my wall! Someone could of been seriously hurt! My car was more or less destroyed ☹️
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HOWARD HAMLIN
3 years ago
Someone threw bowling bowls over my wall! Someone could of been seriously hurt! My car was more or less destroyed ☹️
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HOWARD HAMLIN
3 years ago
Someone threw bowling bowls over my wall! Someone could of been seriously hurt! My car was more or less destroyed ☹️
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VIOLENCE LOVER
3 years ago
I love the gun shop scene in the first terminator film where Arnold blows away that little old man store owner. I watch it over and over. Wish I could do that.
We WERE going to eat potatoes for dinner. When I picked up the pot, I burned myself and dropped the pot. Potatoes and hot water on the floor!
All I ever read on my once proud petition is FU¢K THIS, FU¢K THAT, WELL, FU¢K YOU!!!
My wife got caught by a Borg drone. I didn't help her, I got horny watching her being assimilated. The drone injecting it's assimilation tubules into her neck, her skin turning pale. I jacked off.
My husband asked about the needles in my first two left hand fingers. I told him, they're called assimilation tubules, they're a Borg implant. I was a drone. I used them on my victims I overpowered.
My boss didn't give me that raise. So when he was at his mailbox, I drove really fast on my motorcycle and hit him on the head with a baseball bat. My new home is this prison cell. Very sad.
I like to shave three times a day. My wife says I should shave my BALLS more often.
I call myself EL RATTA. I inform the police every time my friends and neighbors break the law.
I have 11 yellow baby bl@nkies. I washed bl@nkey number 2 today. As soon as bl@nkey got out of the dryer Aunt Debbie captured bl@nkey and sat on him on her stool at her computer. She wore her shin tight yoga pants all the way up her butt crack for my clean bl@nkey. When she got up, I smelled bl@nkey. The fabric softener smell was replaced by her sexy lotion butt smell. Bl@nkey didn't stay fresh smelling for long. Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell quickly forged my clean bl@nkey. Aunt Debbie says my baby bl@nkies are nice and talk and soft after being washed.
Whenever kids meet me, they want me to say:tonight on DEA. FU¢ KING shows been gone since 2009!
When I went gun shopping, I asked the clerk if he had a PHASED PLASMA RIFLE in a 40 WATT range. He said, hey, just what you see, pql.
My nephew Seymour bought ANOTHER baby bl@nkey! That's 11! Well, I took it off him, AGAIN. Instead of using this one as a cushion like the other ten bl@nkies, I'm using this one as a pad. It's so cool and soft on my v@gina. I walk around my house with seymours latest baby bl@nkey in my panty as a pad.
I just got bl@nkey number 11 and Aunt Debbie took him away from me. She says I'm too old for a bl@nkey. Instead of using bl@nkey 11 as a cushion like my other ten bl@nkies, she turned my new bl@nkwy into a PAD! She walks around the house all day with bl@nkwy in her panties pushing him up against her v@ginq. I can see the shape of my bl@nkey showing through her jean shorts.
The day is over, Aunt Debbie took bl@nkey 11 out of her v@gina. Bl@nkey 11 got so wet from her v@gina. My other ten bl@nkies Aunt Debbie uses as cushions. She turned bl@nkey 11 into a PAD! Bl@nkey 11 was so soft on Aunt Debbie's v@gina, she got horny ane her v@gina got wet on bl@nkey.
AGAIN! My 21 year old nephew bought another new yellow ba y bl*nkey! TEN! That's TEN bl*nkies I took away from him. I'm sitting on his TENTH new bl*nkey as I write this message. Well, his latest bl*nkey he bought is now my newest cushion. I transformed all his bl*nkies into cushions for my ass while I work at my work computer. I pulled my shorts down and told his TENTH bl*nkey, resistance is futile. Then I sat down and wiggled my butt around. Seymour is just watching his latest bl@nkey being crushed and forged to smell like my lotion butt smell.
I'm getting so horny! Aunt Debbie pulled her shorts down and is now sitting on my TENTH new baby bl*nkey in her hot pink lace panty! Aunt Debbie wiggled her shapely butt around on bl@nkey. Bl*nkey crunched. My god her thighs are thick, my bl*nkey is completely under her butt and thighs. Àunt Debbie says she's initiating my new bl*nkey as her newest cushion . She's going to keep taking away any new bl*nkey I buy and sit on them. All my baby bl*nkies are lucky, Aunt Debbie sits on them with her sexy bubble butt and thick thighs. All my bl*nkies got to have Aunt Debbie's ass in their faces, forging them with her butt cheeks and sexy lotion butt smell. They couldn't resist her sexy butt.
Aunt Debbie sat on my TENTH new baby bl*nkey for three hours. She takes my bl*nkies away from me, she says I'm too old. My newest bl*nkey began his life as a cushion for her sexy, bubble butt. The new smell on bl*nkey is gone. Replaced by Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell.
Someone threw bowling balls over my wall! Someone could of been seriously hurt! My car was more or less destroyed ☹️
Someone threw bowling bowls over my wall! Someone could of been seriously hurt! My car was more or less destroyed ☹️
Someone threw bowling bowls over my wall! Someone could of been seriously hurt! My car was more or less destroyed ☹️
I love the gun shop scene in the first terminator film where Arnold blows away that little old man store owner. I watch it over and over. Wish I could do that.