I tried using my DU-KO-CHA code for infinite money for Goldenye on my N64, then the MISSION FAILED: UNACCEPTABLE NON-MILITARY CASUALTIES message popped up! WHAT THE F**K DID I DO TO MY MACHINE?!!!
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SHARON MOSES
2 years ago
I was the bimbo on MATCH GAME 73 with the question CAT____. I looked duh as I said CAT GUTS! The audience moaned and laughed, Nipsey just stared at me, my privates were---uh
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NIPSEY RUSSELL
2 years ago
I was on MATCH GAME a lot. The best screw up at super match was this one lady with CAT_______. She answered CAT GUTS! The audience moaned at the stupidity of her.
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SAKKATH
2 years ago
My wife is wearing 3 perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
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CONSOLIDATED LARD
2 years ago
When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into the 5, 6, and 7 XL size panties, YOU'RE A F**KING PIG!
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SADISTIC FUCK
2 years ago
I made my own episode of RUGRATS, but Nickelodeon wouldn't air it. Tommy Pickles couldn't stop crying in his crib, so his father smacks him on the head with a BOWLING BALL! There was blood all over the cribs pillows and sheets but Tommy stopped crying---and breathing.
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SAKKATH
2 years ago
Per'cheya tez'tel se nenna.
Cham'bioque!
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EMBARRASSED
2 years ago
I went on MARCH GAME 75. I made it to the super match. The super match question for 5,000 was CAT_________. I said: CAT GUTS! The celebrity wrote: CAT NAP! I need more special ed.
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JOHNNY OLSON
2 years ago
Music starts
Stand by to match the stars----
ORSON BEAN
orange thing turns around
BRETT SOMMERS
orange thing spins around
CHARLES NELSON REILLEY
orange thing spins around
NIPSEY RUSSELL
orange thing spins around
RICHARD DAWSON
orange thing spins around
and FANNIE FLAGG
orange thing spins aroun
as we get ready to play the star-studded, big money MATCH GAME 24.
Here's the host of MATCH GAME 24-- GENE RAYBURN! Oh wait, were both dead!
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CORRUGATED BRANPUFFS
2 years ago
LOU: I'm doing grocery shopping. Let's add it up on my calculated $2.75 times 12 boxes equals---- $53,418?! G0DDAMN! WHAT THE---?!
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LEECOW
2 years ago
AUTOMATIC CEASE
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SEYMOUR
2 years ago
MARY BETH BROWN went to PITTSTON AREA high school and graduated in 06. One day she came to my house to study. Not only did she take my science notes without asking me, but also my yellow baby bl@nkey. She has a bubble butt! MARY BETH BROWN is fat. Her tight jeans show off her bubble butt and thick thighs. She made my baby bl@nkey in a sqaure shape, butt bl@nkey on her seat and sat down hard on bl@nkey! Her bubble butt and short stubby fat thighs completely crush the chair, my poor baby bl@nkey cant be seen. MARY BETH BROWN says she doesnt care about my bl@nkies feelings. After an hour she got up. Bl@nkey looked so sad and flat. I sm*lled MARY BETH BROWNS poo smell on bl@nkey. Her fat bubble butt and thick thighs crushed the life out of my bl@nkey! Plus her poo sm*ll is strong on bl@nkey!
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Sascha Baricon
2 years ago
I had gas today, so, this isn't SPLIT=PEA SOUP in my PANTS!
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WIFE
2 years ago
I can't go to this party! I'm on my PERIOD--- I have a BUSH---
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GUY
2 years ago
My wife is pregnant! Her V*GINA got touched!
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PEE WEE HERMAN
2 years ago
That ASS H0LE Conky really F**KED UP today! Today's secret word of the day, he wrote: FAGG0T! Now I have lawsuits up my ass. Conky knows I like men, too!
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DID YOU KNOW
2 years ago
HITLER suffered from irritable BOWEL SYNDROME. I knew he was a piece of $HIT! Ya.
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Lisa Kramer sexy little albino woman
2 years ago
Today is my birthday! My V@GINA turns 44!
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DIRK
2 years ago
In case you wanted to know, BROOKE FAITH CONZENSA, who went to Pittston area high school, wears XS size panties. She's a good girl!
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KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
2 years ago
My friends WAYLON JENNINGS and JOHNNY CASH kept ending up in the intensive care unit in the hospital. I thought they were being paranoid, but they really were going past their EXPIRATION DATES---yeah.
I tried using my DU-KO-CHA code for infinite money for Goldenye on my N64, then the MISSION FAILED: UNACCEPTABLE NON-MILITARY CASUALTIES message popped up! WHAT THE F**K DID I DO TO MY MACHINE?!!!
I was the bimbo on MATCH GAME 73 with the question CAT____. I looked duh as I said CAT GUTS! The audience moaned and laughed, Nipsey just stared at me, my privates were---uh
I was on MATCH GAME a lot. The best screw up at super match was this one lady with CAT_______. She answered CAT GUTS! The audience moaned at the stupidity of her.
My wife is wearing 3 perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into the 5, 6, and 7 XL size panties, YOU'RE A F**KING PIG!
I made my own episode of RUGRATS, but Nickelodeon wouldn't air it. Tommy Pickles couldn't stop crying in his crib, so his father smacks him on the head with a BOWLING BALL! There was blood all over the cribs pillows and sheets but Tommy stopped crying---and breathing.
Per'cheya tez'tel se nenna. Cham'bioque!
I went on MARCH GAME 75. I made it to the super match. The super match question for 5,000 was CAT_________. I said: CAT GUTS! The celebrity wrote: CAT NAP! I need more special ed.
Music starts Stand by to match the stars---- ORSON BEAN orange thing turns around BRETT SOMMERS orange thing spins around CHARLES NELSON REILLEY orange thing spins around NIPSEY RUSSELL orange thing spins around RICHARD DAWSON orange thing spins around and FANNIE FLAGG orange thing spins aroun as we get ready to play the star-studded, big money MATCH GAME 24. Here's the host of MATCH GAME 24-- GENE RAYBURN! Oh wait, were both dead!
LOU: I'm doing grocery shopping. Let's add it up on my calculated $2.75 times 12 boxes equals---- $53,418?! G0DDAMN! WHAT THE---?!
AUTOMATIC CEASE
MARY BETH BROWN went to PITTSTON AREA high school and graduated in 06. One day she came to my house to study. Not only did she take my science notes without asking me, but also my yellow baby bl@nkey. She has a bubble butt! MARY BETH BROWN is fat. Her tight jeans show off her bubble butt and thick thighs. She made my baby bl@nkey in a sqaure shape, butt bl@nkey on her seat and sat down hard on bl@nkey! Her bubble butt and short stubby fat thighs completely crush the chair, my poor baby bl@nkey cant be seen. MARY BETH BROWN says she doesnt care about my bl@nkies feelings. After an hour she got up. Bl@nkey looked so sad and flat. I sm*lled MARY BETH BROWNS poo smell on bl@nkey. Her fat bubble butt and thick thighs crushed the life out of my bl@nkey! Plus her poo sm*ll is strong on bl@nkey!
I had gas today, so, this isn't SPLIT=PEA SOUP in my PANTS!
I can't go to this party! I'm on my PERIOD--- I have a BUSH---
My wife is pregnant! Her V*GINA got touched!
That ASS H0LE Conky really F**KED UP today! Today's secret word of the day, he wrote: FAGG0T! Now I have lawsuits up my ass. Conky knows I like men, too!
HITLER suffered from irritable BOWEL SYNDROME. I knew he was a piece of $HIT! Ya.
Today is my birthday! My V@GINA turns 44!
In case you wanted to know, BROOKE FAITH CONZENSA, who went to Pittston area high school, wears XS size panties. She's a good girl!
My friends WAYLON JENNINGS and JOHNNY CASH kept ending up in the intensive care unit in the hospital. I thought they were being paranoid, but they really were going past their EXPIRATION DATES---yeah.