I'm going to count to three! ONE----! You think I'm bluffing? I'll do it, I'm not afraid! ONE----!
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Mac
2 years ago
I love MATCH GAME with GENE RAYBURN. The music would start, the turntable would turn around as Gene came out of those doors. Game shows don't have turntables no more. Just PIG$HIT ugly stages with FAGG0TS! Yeah!
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SAKKATH
2 years ago
I went on MATCH GAME PM and lost! So I got mad and spun the star wheel so hard, it flew off the hinges and went flying into the audience. First time open a game show where the audience got maimed!
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LEECOW
2 years ago
I love MATCH GAME with GENE RAYBIRD, When the losing contestants lost, the turntable turned around and took them to the DISPOSAL UNIT.
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NIPSEY RUSSELL
2 years ago
Why did my parents name me NIPSEY? What am I? NIPSEY the NIPPLE-HEAD?! Oh, wait, I'm dead!
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JAKE from BURDEN OF PROOF CSI episode
2 years ago
Nick Stokes found out I masturbated to my SISTERS nightgown! I'm so ashamed!!
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TEDESCO
2 years ago
When diplomacy fails, there's only one alternative: VIOLENCE. Force must be applied without apology. It's the TEDESCO family way!
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BAD ASS
2 years ago
I won millions of dollars in the lottery, so the next day I showed up late for work wearing a t-shirt with me giving the finger. My boss asked: What is this? I said: This is where you PUCKER UP AND KISS MY ASS!
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BOSS
2 years ago
There's an ongoing situation in the bathroom at my business---someone's been going to the bathroom in the urinals, and I'm not talking about a number one!
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SEYMOUR
2 years ago
LAUREN FABRIZIO of Pittston, Pennsylvania came to my house to play GTA: V. I always let her sit on my yellow baby bl@nkey on her game chair as she plays. Her shorts were so skin tight and up her butt, Her gorgeous thighs were so tan and got thick while she sat on bl@nkey. I cant focus on the game. LAUREN FABRIZIO completely crushes my yellow bl@nkey as she sits on him. Her thighs are so steamy, firm and tan,
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JUDD CRANDALL
2 years ago
My neighbor died today, suicide by hanging. I dont know why GOD takes someone young like her and lets an OLD FART like me go on!
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HORNY TOAD
2 years ago
My wife says her girlfriends don't come to our house no more cause they get uneasy knowing I SM*LL where they sit!
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HORNY TOAD
2 years ago
Did you know that playmate MIRIAM GONZALES a 34H bra! HOLY F**K! Watching her WATERMELONS bounce uncontrollably as she runs. Must masturbate right now!
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CHARLIE O' DONNELL
2 years ago
They're here to play, HOT------POTATO! And here to toss the hot potato, our host: BILL CULLEN!!!!
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WORLD NEWS FAG
2 years ago
Today marks the 112th anniersary of the RMS OLYMPIC sinking from an iceberg collision on her maiden crossing from Southampton to New York! Ya!
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WORLD NEWS FAG
2 years ago
Today marks the 112th anniersary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg on its maiden crossing of the atlantic! YA!
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HAPPY
2 years ago
I'm on board TITANIC 99! The other 98 Titanic's all hit icebergs and sank!
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WORF
2 years ago
Remember when Q turned RIKER into a Q and sent us to that planet with those ANIMAL THINGS dressed as soldiers? I thought I could take on 20 of those ANIMAL THINGS at once! I didn't care they had guns with BAYONETS . I was so macho. I karate chopped ANIMAL THING#1 that tried to stab me. I grabbed the gun of ANIMAL THING # 2 and headbutted him. But AMNIMAL THING # 3 smacked me in the head with his rifle and when I fell to the ground unconscious, I felt a horrible pain in my stomach. F--KING ANIMAL THING stabbed me! I growled in pain and the ANIMAL THING oinked and snorted. He pulled his BAYONET out and I died. But Riker brought me back with his powers! People get hot on WESLEY being STABBED!
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CHICKEN BABY
2 years ago
Remember that ST*R TR*K: N*XT G*NER*TION epsiode, HIDE AND Q? Worf tried to fight those Animal things and got stabbed! When Worf groaned in pain and that animal thing snorted, I blocked my ears and closed my eys. When I opened my eyes, W*SLEY CRUSH*R got stabbed. I wet my pants and still get nightmares. No more ST*R TR*K!
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
I'm going to count to three! ONE----! You think I'm bluffing? I'll do it, I'm not afraid! ONE----!
I love MATCH GAME with GENE RAYBURN. The music would start, the turntable would turn around as Gene came out of those doors. Game shows don't have turntables no more. Just PIG$HIT ugly stages with FAGG0TS! Yeah!
I went on MATCH GAME PM and lost! So I got mad and spun the star wheel so hard, it flew off the hinges and went flying into the audience. First time open a game show where the audience got maimed!
I love MATCH GAME with GENE RAYBIRD, When the losing contestants lost, the turntable turned around and took them to the DISPOSAL UNIT.
Why did my parents name me NIPSEY? What am I? NIPSEY the NIPPLE-HEAD?! Oh, wait, I'm dead!
Nick Stokes found out I masturbated to my SISTERS nightgown! I'm so ashamed!!
When diplomacy fails, there's only one alternative: VIOLENCE. Force must be applied without apology. It's the TEDESCO family way!
I won millions of dollars in the lottery, so the next day I showed up late for work wearing a t-shirt with me giving the finger. My boss asked: What is this? I said: This is where you PUCKER UP AND KISS MY ASS!
There's an ongoing situation in the bathroom at my business---someone's been going to the bathroom in the urinals, and I'm not talking about a number one!
LAUREN FABRIZIO of Pittston, Pennsylvania came to my house to play GTA: V. I always let her sit on my yellow baby bl@nkey on her game chair as she plays. Her shorts were so skin tight and up her butt, Her gorgeous thighs were so tan and got thick while she sat on bl@nkey. I cant focus on the game. LAUREN FABRIZIO completely crushes my yellow bl@nkey as she sits on him. Her thighs are so steamy, firm and tan,
My neighbor died today, suicide by hanging. I dont know why GOD takes someone young like her and lets an OLD FART like me go on!
My wife says her girlfriends don't come to our house no more cause they get uneasy knowing I SM*LL where they sit!
Did you know that playmate MIRIAM GONZALES a 34H bra! HOLY F**K! Watching her WATERMELONS bounce uncontrollably as she runs. Must masturbate right now!
They're here to play, HOT------POTATO! And here to toss the hot potato, our host: BILL CULLEN!!!!
Today marks the 112th anniersary of the RMS OLYMPIC sinking from an iceberg collision on her maiden crossing from Southampton to New York! Ya!
Today marks the 112th anniersary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg on its maiden crossing of the atlantic! YA!
I'm on board TITANIC 99! The other 98 Titanic's all hit icebergs and sank!
Remember when Q turned RIKER into a Q and sent us to that planet with those ANIMAL THINGS dressed as soldiers? I thought I could take on 20 of those ANIMAL THINGS at once! I didn't care they had guns with BAYONETS . I was so macho. I karate chopped ANIMAL THING#1 that tried to stab me. I grabbed the gun of ANIMAL THING # 2 and headbutted him. But AMNIMAL THING # 3 smacked me in the head with his rifle and when I fell to the ground unconscious, I felt a horrible pain in my stomach. F--KING ANIMAL THING stabbed me! I growled in pain and the ANIMAL THING oinked and snorted. He pulled his BAYONET out and I died. But Riker brought me back with his powers! People get hot on WESLEY being STABBED!
Remember that ST*R TR*K: N*XT G*NER*TION epsiode, HIDE AND Q? Worf tried to fight those Animal things and got stabbed! When Worf groaned in pain and that animal thing snorted, I blocked my ears and closed my eys. When I opened my eyes, W*SLEY CRUSH*R got stabbed. I wet my pants and still get nightmares. No more ST*R TR*K!