GENE RAYBIRD would eat ROSS SHAVER for breakfast. That ROSS fell down the stairs like a QUEER.
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Garth
3 years ago
I watched MATCH GAME with ROSS SHAVER as host. He fell down the steps the DILD0 DODO!
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Jason Ritchie
3 years ago
I tried fighting DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER. But she was a borg drone. It was over in seconds once she got her right arm around me. She made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER was chubby. Her chubby face gave me a dirty look as she injected her nanoprobes into me. I felt DEBBIE wiggle me as she assimilated me. I lost consciousness as she rested my body on the ground. When I woke up, I was bald, pale and had raw borg implants growing on my skin. DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER overpowered me easily, but I felt her boobs against my back and rubbed her ass.
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Jason Ritchie
3 years ago
I have a feeling that Mr. Fritz was let go to issues with alcohol. Now, I could be wrong here. I have found in my 50 years on this planet that it is not the falling down that counts, but the getting back up. Which or us is perfect? Take care of family and don't cast them out.
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DEBBIE BOEDEKER
3 years ago
My husband is Bruce. I use to have steamy hot tan thighs before I was assimilated by the Borg. Now my left thigh is covered in raw borg implants that burst threw my skin and my thigh is permanently pale because of the borg implants.
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Robert J Davis JR
3 years ago
My wife, JENNIE MARIE LUCARELLA was a borg tactical drone, because of how fat she was when she was human. I told JENNIE, I could fight her. It was over in seconds. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilu tubules into my neck. JENNIE wiggled me as she injected her nanoprobes into me. Her fat pig face showed no remorse as I got weak from her long thick tubules from her first two left hand fingers. Her assimilation tubules made mean noises while injecting hee nanoprobes. As I lost consciousness, fat JENNIE MARIE LUCARELLA rested my body on the ground. God was she strong.
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Robert J Davis JR
3 years ago
I married JENNIE MARIE LUCARELLA. She is a pig, a PORKER. When i sw the size of her panties, I was like--WHOA! When I made fun of her fat ass, she sat on my yellow baby bl@nkey. When she got up, bl@nkey was squished from her fat ass and had a bad poo smell. My bl@nkey didn't deserve to have her fat ass sit on him. JENNIE MARIE LUCARELLA used her wide load ass to execute my baby bl@nkwy just by sitting on him.
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NIPSEY RUSSELL
3 years ago
My parents gave me a gimp name! NIPSEY?! What am I? NIPSEY the nipple-head?! I'm glad I'm dead.
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SADISTIC FUCK
3 years ago
My favorite Alex Trebek show is CLASSIC CONCENTRATION CAMP!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
I went on MATCH GAME PM. The star wheel didn't land on the double money, so I spun the star wheel so hard it went flying off and cut GENE RAYBIRD in his crotch.
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SIMBA
3 years ago
I love the original match game with GENE RAYBIRD. The losing contestants got taken to the DISPOSAL UNIT.
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Amber DeMarco
3 years ago
I went swimming with my friends today. The car seat screamed seeing my 7XL WIDE LOAD ass in a bikini. The car seat cried as I sat on him.
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
I thought my wifes ASS was a SCRATCH-N-SN*FF card.
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
I thought my wifes ASS was a SCRATCH-N-SNIFF card.
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El Bandito
3 years ago
One of them aliens from SIGNS was on my roof in the middle of the night. I went outside and yelled at it: HEY! YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!
We WERE going to have home made pizza for dinner. I took the pizza out of the stove, burned myself, and tossed the pizza into the air. Pizza wnet into the kitchen ceiling fan and chopped it up. Pizza all over our faces.
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FATHER
3 years ago
We WERE going to have deep fried french fries for dinner. I picked up the deep frier, burned myself, and dropped the deep frier. Boiling vegetable oil melted the carpet.
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FATHER
3 years ago
We WERE going to have lobsters for dinner. I picked up the boiling pot, burned myself and dropped the pot. Pot made a loud banging sound when it hit the floor. Lobsters were pinching their claws everywhere.
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FATHER
3 years ago
We WERE going to have spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. No one told me they left the plate with all the spaghetti on my chair. I sat without looking and burned myself. Spaghetti sauce and meatballs all over my ass. Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing.
GENE RAYBIRD would eat ROSS SHAVER for breakfast. That ROSS fell down the stairs like a QUEER.
I watched MATCH GAME with ROSS SHAVER as host. He fell down the steps the DILD0 DODO!
I tried fighting DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER. But she was a borg drone. It was over in seconds once she got her right arm around me. She made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER was chubby. Her chubby face gave me a dirty look as she injected her nanoprobes into me. I felt DEBBIE wiggle me as she assimilated me. I lost consciousness as she rested my body on the ground. When I woke up, I was bald, pale and had raw borg implants growing on my skin. DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER overpowered me easily, but I felt her boobs against my back and rubbed her ass.
I have a feeling that Mr. Fritz was let go to issues with alcohol. Now, I could be wrong here. I have found in my 50 years on this planet that it is not the falling down that counts, but the getting back up. Which or us is perfect? Take care of family and don't cast them out.
My husband is Bruce. I use to have steamy hot tan thighs before I was assimilated by the Borg. Now my left thigh is covered in raw borg implants that burst threw my skin and my thigh is permanently pale because of the borg implants.
My wife, JENNIE MARIE LUCARELLA was a borg tactical drone, because of how fat she was when she was human. I told JENNIE, I could fight her. It was over in seconds. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilu tubules into my neck. JENNIE wiggled me as she injected her nanoprobes into me. Her fat pig face showed no remorse as I got weak from her long thick tubules from her first two left hand fingers. Her assimilation tubules made mean noises while injecting hee nanoprobes. As I lost consciousness, fat JENNIE MARIE LUCARELLA rested my body on the ground. God was she strong.
I married JENNIE MARIE LUCARELLA. She is a pig, a PORKER. When i sw the size of her panties, I was like--WHOA! When I made fun of her fat ass, she sat on my yellow baby bl@nkey. When she got up, bl@nkey was squished from her fat ass and had a bad poo smell. My bl@nkey didn't deserve to have her fat ass sit on him. JENNIE MARIE LUCARELLA used her wide load ass to execute my baby bl@nkwy just by sitting on him.
My parents gave me a gimp name! NIPSEY?! What am I? NIPSEY the nipple-head?! I'm glad I'm dead.
My favorite Alex Trebek show is CLASSIC CONCENTRATION CAMP!
I went on MATCH GAME PM. The star wheel didn't land on the double money, so I spun the star wheel so hard it went flying off and cut GENE RAYBIRD in his crotch.
I love the original match game with GENE RAYBIRD. The losing contestants got taken to the DISPOSAL UNIT.
I went swimming with my friends today. The car seat screamed seeing my 7XL WIDE LOAD ass in a bikini. The car seat cried as I sat on him.
I thought my wifes ASS was a SCRATCH-N-SN*FF card.
I thought my wifes ASS was a SCRATCH-N-SNIFF card.
One of them aliens from SIGNS was on my roof in the middle of the night. I went outside and yelled at it: HEY! YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!
MAN: Begin Auto-destruct sequence, authorization:Picard, 4-7 alpha tango Woman: Computer. Commander Beverly Crusher. Confirm Auto-destruct sequence. Authorization: Crusher, 2-2 beta Charley Man 2: Computer. Lieutenant Commander Worf. Confirm Auto-destruct sequence. Authorization: Worf, 27 Gamma Echo. Man: Computer. This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Destruct sequence alpha. 15 minute silent countdown. Enable Computer: Self-destruct in 15 minutes. There will be no further audio warnings. Copyright©MMXXIII
We WERE going to have home made pizza for dinner. I took the pizza out of the stove, burned myself, and tossed the pizza into the air. Pizza wnet into the kitchen ceiling fan and chopped it up. Pizza all over our faces.
We WERE going to have deep fried french fries for dinner. I picked up the deep frier, burned myself, and dropped the deep frier. Boiling vegetable oil melted the carpet.
We WERE going to have lobsters for dinner. I picked up the boiling pot, burned myself and dropped the pot. Pot made a loud banging sound when it hit the floor. Lobsters were pinching their claws everywhere.
We WERE going to have spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. No one told me they left the plate with all the spaghetti on my chair. I sat without looking and burned myself. Spaghetti sauce and meatballs all over my ass. Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing.