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Bring Back Frank Fritz

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John Smith
2 years ago

I told my wife, when I left for work, I was John Smith. I transformed myself. I'm M0HAMMED ALAM now.

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John Smith
2 years ago

I told my wife, when I left for work, I was JOHN SMITH. I transformed myself. I'm MOHAMMED ALAM now.

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SEYMOUR
2 years ago

ISRAEL WAS ATTACKED!!!! Break out the beer and some SPICY PARAKA WINGS-- We's celebrating. SEIGHEIL!

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MR NICE
2 years ago

I'm sick of these SHRINER'S HOSPITAL commercials! Can't we put those kids in an EXTERMINATION FACILITY?

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SEYMOUR
2 years ago

I just washed my yellow baby bl@nkey today. But CAITLIN SCHNEIDER, who graduated PITTSTON AREA high school in 2006 came to my house. She's 300 pounds, She thought my bl@nkey was a cushion! She took bl@nkey from my hands, made him into a square shape, put him on her chair, and sat on him! Bl@nkey screamed seeing CAITLIN SCHNEIDER'S wide-load butt cheeks in skin tight jeans coming down on him! Caitlin was talking, but I couldnt focus. Knowing my baby bl@nkey I sleep with and suck my thumb with at night is being crushed to death by her wide-load butt cheeks in tight jeans. When she left, I smelled bl@nkey, The fabric softener smell was gone--replaced by her poo smell. Mr cherished baby bl@nkey was EXECUTED by her butt of death sitting on him!

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FRIENDLY PUSHOG
2 years ago

I just bought JUMANJI: WELCOME TO JUNGLE on blu-ray. I got no use for the digital copy, so here's the code 3RDJ-351Q-69RL- QDT8. You fine folks enjoy it. Goodbye. I'm hungry.

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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago

When I got shot by that cop, I said: GEEZE, THAT HURT!

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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago

When I got shot by that cop, I said: I'M BLEEDING!

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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago

When I ran at the cop with my gun, he fired his gun and I said to him: YOU SHOT ME!

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LARRY HANKIN
2 years ago

My son got an earring pierced in his PENIS! What is the matter with him?! Who would want an earring at the end of their PRICK?!

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BILLIE
2 years ago

Nina is really spazzing out today! Shes taking her scissors, ripping stuff apart, she cut all her hair off! See where the tulips were? I dont know why she took her scissors to them!

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NINA
2 years ago

Billie says, I make our daughter go against him. But I dont. Then I screamed, which is all I can do. Because I cant hit him, I cant fight. He threw food on the floor---it was a bad fight.

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BILLIE
2 years ago

Nina called me a bunch of times a G.D. M.F. S.O.B. She said she was going to F my mother!

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MR PRICK
2 years ago

Should TRUMP supporters have the same rights as HUMANS?

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Charmaine
2 years ago

The 2 lady cops that were here, we done talkin' about stuff. I came up to my apartment to be by myself and read the bible. Then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and tried to jump on me!

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Charmaine
2 years ago

THAT DOESNT MAKE NO SENSE! She was in here tearing stuff up, thats how she got the cut on her arm! I DIDNT TOUCH HER!

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LEECOW
2 years ago

The COPS/PIGS say my phone call I made to my boss was threatening. All I said was, I was going to SNAP HIS BALLS OFF!

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SEYMOUR
2 years ago

KATIE SEARFOSS graduated PITTSTON AREA in 2005. She comes to my house to play GTA:5. I let her sit on my yellow baby bl@nkey as she plays GTA:5, I fold bl@nkey into a square shape and put him on Katie's chair. Her sexy, shapely put in yoga pants sits on my precious baby bl@nkey as a cushion. I can't focus on the game knowing sexy KATIE SEARFOSS has her butt on my bl@nkey that I snuggle with and suck my thumb with in bed at night. When she goes home, I smell bl@nkey. She always gets her sweet, sexy, cucumber-melo n and perfume butt smell on bl@nkey. Plus warmth from her butt on bl@nkey.

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MR PRICK
2 years ago

History has recorded that I destroyed the UTHAHT!

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BUFFY SUMMERS
2 years ago

When Giles told me I had to fight THE MASTER, I was like: THE MASTER? He sounds like a FAGG0T!