I told my wife, when I left for work, I was John Smith. I transformed myself. I'm M0HAMMED ALAM now.
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John Smith
2 years ago
I told my wife, when I left for work, I was JOHN SMITH. I transformed myself. I'm MOHAMMED ALAM now.
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SEYMOUR
2 years ago
ISRAEL WAS ATTACKED!!!! Break out the beer and some SPICY PARAKA WINGS-- We's celebrating. SEIGHEIL!
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MR NICE
2 years ago
I'm sick of these SHRINER'S HOSPITAL commercials! Can't we put those kids in an EXTERMINATION FACILITY?
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SEYMOUR
2 years ago
I just washed my yellow baby bl@nkey today. But CAITLIN SCHNEIDER, who graduated PITTSTON AREA high school in 2006 came to my house. She's 300 pounds, She thought my bl@nkey was a cushion! She took bl@nkey from my hands, made him into a square shape, put him on her chair, and sat on him! Bl@nkey screamed seeing CAITLIN SCHNEIDER'S wide-load butt cheeks in skin tight jeans coming down on him! Caitlin was talking, but I couldnt focus. Knowing my baby bl@nkey I sleep with and suck my thumb with at night is being crushed to death by her wide-load butt cheeks in tight jeans. When she left, I smelled bl@nkey, The fabric softener smell was gone--replaced by her poo smell. Mr cherished baby bl@nkey was EXECUTED by her butt of death sitting on him!
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FRIENDLY PUSHOG
2 years ago
I just bought JUMANJI: WELCOME TO JUNGLE on blu-ray. I got no use for the digital copy, so here's the code 3RDJ-351Q-69RL- QDT8. You fine folks enjoy it. Goodbye. I'm hungry.
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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago
When I got shot by that cop, I said: GEEZE, THAT HURT!
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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago
When I got shot by that cop, I said: I'M BLEEDING!
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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago
When I ran at the cop with my gun, he fired his gun and I said to him: YOU SHOT ME!
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LARRY HANKIN
2 years ago
My son got an earring pierced in his PENIS! What is the matter with him?!
Who would want an earring at the end of their PRICK?!
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BILLIE
2 years ago
Nina is really spazzing out today! Shes taking her scissors, ripping stuff apart, she cut all her hair off! See where the tulips were? I dont know why she took her scissors to them!
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NINA
2 years ago
Billie says, I make our daughter go against him. But I dont. Then I screamed, which is all I can do. Because I cant hit him, I cant fight. He threw food on the floor---it was a bad fight.
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BILLIE
2 years ago
Nina called me a bunch of times a G.D. M.F. S.O.B. She said she was going to F my mother!
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MR PRICK
2 years ago
Should TRUMP supporters have the same rights as HUMANS?
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Charmaine
2 years ago
The 2 lady cops that were here, we done talkin' about stuff. I came up to my apartment to be by myself and read the bible. Then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and tried to jump on me!
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Charmaine
2 years ago
THAT DOESNT MAKE NO SENSE! She was in here tearing stuff up, thats how she got the cut on her arm! I DIDNT TOUCH HER!
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LEECOW
2 years ago
The COPS/PIGS say my phone call I made to my boss was threatening. All I said was, I was going to SNAP HIS BALLS OFF!
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SEYMOUR
2 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS graduated PITTSTON AREA in 2005. She comes to my house to play GTA:5. I let her sit on my yellow baby bl@nkey as she plays GTA:5, I fold bl@nkey into a square shape and put him on Katie's chair. Her sexy, shapely put in yoga pants sits on my precious baby bl@nkey as a cushion. I can't focus on the game knowing sexy KATIE SEARFOSS has her butt on my bl@nkey that I snuggle with and suck my thumb with in bed at night. When she goes home, I smell bl@nkey. She always gets her sweet, sexy, cucumber-melo n and perfume butt smell on bl@nkey. Plus warmth from her butt on bl@nkey.
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MR PRICK
2 years ago
History has recorded that I destroyed the UTHAHT!
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BUFFY SUMMERS
2 years ago
When Giles told me I had to fight THE MASTER, I was like: THE MASTER? He sounds like a FAGG0T!
I told my wife, when I left for work, I was John Smith. I transformed myself. I'm M0HAMMED ALAM now.
I told my wife, when I left for work, I was JOHN SMITH. I transformed myself. I'm MOHAMMED ALAM now.
ISRAEL WAS ATTACKED!!!! Break out the beer and some SPICY PARAKA WINGS-- We's celebrating. SEIGHEIL!
I'm sick of these SHRINER'S HOSPITAL commercials! Can't we put those kids in an EXTERMINATION FACILITY?
I just washed my yellow baby bl@nkey today. But CAITLIN SCHNEIDER, who graduated PITTSTON AREA high school in 2006 came to my house. She's 300 pounds, She thought my bl@nkey was a cushion! She took bl@nkey from my hands, made him into a square shape, put him on her chair, and sat on him! Bl@nkey screamed seeing CAITLIN SCHNEIDER'S wide-load butt cheeks in skin tight jeans coming down on him! Caitlin was talking, but I couldnt focus. Knowing my baby bl@nkey I sleep with and suck my thumb with at night is being crushed to death by her wide-load butt cheeks in tight jeans. When she left, I smelled bl@nkey, The fabric softener smell was gone--replaced by her poo smell. Mr cherished baby bl@nkey was EXECUTED by her butt of death sitting on him!
I just bought JUMANJI: WELCOME TO JUNGLE on blu-ray. I got no use for the digital copy, so here's the code 3RDJ-351Q-69RL- QDT8. You fine folks enjoy it. Goodbye. I'm hungry.
When I got shot by that cop, I said: GEEZE, THAT HURT!
When I got shot by that cop, I said: I'M BLEEDING!
When I ran at the cop with my gun, he fired his gun and I said to him: YOU SHOT ME!
My son got an earring pierced in his PENIS! What is the matter with him?! Who would want an earring at the end of their PRICK?!
Nina is really spazzing out today! Shes taking her scissors, ripping stuff apart, she cut all her hair off! See where the tulips were? I dont know why she took her scissors to them!
Billie says, I make our daughter go against him. But I dont. Then I screamed, which is all I can do. Because I cant hit him, I cant fight. He threw food on the floor---it was a bad fight.
Nina called me a bunch of times a G.D. M.F. S.O.B. She said she was going to F my mother!
Should TRUMP supporters have the same rights as HUMANS?
The 2 lady cops that were here, we done talkin' about stuff. I came up to my apartment to be by myself and read the bible. Then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and tried to jump on me!
THAT DOESNT MAKE NO SENSE! She was in here tearing stuff up, thats how she got the cut on her arm! I DIDNT TOUCH HER!
The COPS/PIGS say my phone call I made to my boss was threatening. All I said was, I was going to SNAP HIS BALLS OFF!
KATIE SEARFOSS graduated PITTSTON AREA in 2005. She comes to my house to play GTA:5. I let her sit on my yellow baby bl@nkey as she plays GTA:5, I fold bl@nkey into a square shape and put him on Katie's chair. Her sexy, shapely put in yoga pants sits on my precious baby bl@nkey as a cushion. I can't focus on the game knowing sexy KATIE SEARFOSS has her butt on my bl@nkey that I snuggle with and suck my thumb with in bed at night. When she goes home, I smell bl@nkey. She always gets her sweet, sexy, cucumber-melo n and perfume butt smell on bl@nkey. Plus warmth from her butt on bl@nkey.
History has recorded that I destroyed the UTHAHT!
When Giles told me I had to fight THE MASTER, I was like: THE MASTER? He sounds like a FAGG0T!