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Bring Back Frank Fritz

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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
2 years ago

The series finale of star trek Picard scored 460.3 million viewers on B.V.N. network.

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SEYMOUR
2 years ago

KATIE SEARFOSS of Pittston area high school cane to my house wearing her skin tight yoga pants that go all the way up her butt crack. When she wanted to sit on this chair, I rolled up my yellow baby bl@nkey into a square shape, put bl@nkey on the chair and allowed her to sit on my cherished baby bl@nkey I sleep with at night. While playing GTA: San Andreas, KATIE'S skin tight butt was on my bl@nkey, forging her sexy, sweet cucumber-melon and perfume butt smell on bl@nkey. KATIE didnt know he was my bl@nkey her sexy, shapely butt was sitting on. When she went home I smelled bl@nkey. God, her cucumber-melon perfume butt smell was soothing on bl@nkey! when I suck my thumb and snuggle wth bl@nkey, I know thats the butt smell from sexy KATIE SEARFOSS of Pittston are high school class of 2005.

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MAD
2 years ago

KATIE SEARFOSS of Pittston area high school, lied to me. I asked if she was assimilated by the borg. She said no. But she had nanoprobes in her bloodstream, assimilation tubules in her first two left hand fingers, and where she sat she left a sexy cucumber-melon and perfume butt smell. Sexy women borg drones got sexy smelling asses to attract men!

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QUESTION
2 years ago

What is IGBU IKWU? A. a small bird-like animal B. a town in south africa C. latin for "your butt smells"

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MOTHER MAYBELLE
2 years ago

I wear a NURSING BRA. My TITS leak like a FAUCET!

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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
2 years ago

The series finale of the walking dead scored 220.8 million viewers on B. V.N. network.

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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
2 years ago

Tonight at 9:30, the series finale of the walking dead on B.V.N. network.

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Bennett J Bennett
2 years ago

I'm a CH*NESE WH0RE named Ming Lee.

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MARYELLEN LYNOTT
2 years ago

They asked me if I could donate blood. I said, no. I use to be a borg drone, I'm human again, but still got NANOPROBES in my bloodstream.

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EUPHEVAGINA DOUBTFIRE
2 years ago

Miranda Hillard was a C-U-N-T!

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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
2 years ago

The season six premiere of Young Sheldon scored 170.7 million vieweres on B.V.N.

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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
2 years ago

Tonight at 11:00, the season six premiere of Young Sheldon.

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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
2 years ago

The final season premiere of star trek Picard scored 333.3 million viewers on the B.V.N. network.

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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
2 years ago

Tonight @10:15 on tye B.V.N. network, the final season premiere of Star trek Picard.

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BAU Agent D Rossi
2 years ago

Dont tell, Spence, I married my 6th wife for the 3rd time. Wha---?

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Yolanda
2 years ago

Man! It's hot as FUUUCK today!

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BOB BARKER
2 years ago

My death certificate was so full of excrement! I died because I was an OLD FART/PRUNE FACE!

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Lisa Kramer Sexy little albino woman
2 years ago

THE JAR OF PICKLES! I cant stop thinking about the jar of pickles I dropped and broke on the sidewalk! My mother didnt get a chance to eat them! I failed! I failed my mother and I failed those pickles. I still hear the jar smashing sound in my head! I cant stop crying!

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Lisa Kramer Sexy little albino woman
2 years ago

I went shopping for my mother. But I dropped the glass jar of pickles on the sidewalk. I got sexy firm and tan thighs. Plus my ass smells like perfume. So I can get away with dropping stuff on peoples sidewalks!

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KATIE SEARFOSS
2 years ago

When I was a borg drone, the men I captured and assimilated grabbed my 38D boobs in my breast mound borg body armor. Women with big boobs need breast mounds when they become drones. When I injected my assimilation tubules into men, they grabbed my boobs. The body armor on my 38D tits was smooth like a leather bra. Plus, I had a shapely body when I was human. Men want to be assimilated by me.