Bring Back Frank Fritz

I feel like THROWING UP after reading that CLINTON PELL comment! Oh----!

I joined the KKK, that didnt last. I started my donkey porn magazine business, that totally bombed. Then I started my own rape gang, that fizzled out. Now I started my own DOG FIGHTING pit. When I train my dogs to kill each, I feed them smaller dogs to kill, so they can get use to the bloodlust.

When I go to the theater, I go in when the film is almost done. When I sit down, I say to myself: I cant figure out what the film is about!

My son missed his 1st day of work, cause he was MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER!

I'm going to count to TREE! ONE----! You think I'm bluffing? I'll do it it, Im not scared. ONE-----

My scrotum-sucking family cant decorate a Christmas tree the right way. They had all the Ornaments in spontaneous places, and not arranged in by color. So I took all the stuff off the tree and redid it myself. The ornaments need to be by size and Color.

M y husband cooked me some TOASTER STRUDAL'S Except--- this isnt icing on the strudal. He said this "White substance" came out of his body! G0D DAMN, what the-- What is this?

Here are some better times I did for GOLDENEYE for N64: Facility: 1:15 Depot 0;47 Aztec: 3:21 Still Jealous? FAGG0TS?

Here are some of my best times for GOLDENEYE for N64: Facility:1:44 Archeives:1:19 Runway:0:32 Aztec : 3:44 Jealous? C0CK SUCKERS?

There's no point on me denying it. The police found the schematics for the PARASITES on my computer.

When I play the facility map in combat simulator in perfect dark, I place proximity mines in the URINAL'S. So watch yourself's

The COPS/PIGS took my license away! I had 6 car accidents in 45 minutes. I going at 10 miles per hour, and hit parked cars! BULL$HIT!!!

My husband prints his DONKEY PORN magazines in our basement He hooks the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so they can get a BONER, then he takes a picture of their genitals! Pretty sick stuff.

CHARLES DICKENS is so full of crap. We all know SCROOGE died from a LETHAL INJECTION at the end of a Christmas carol!

I created the CEREBRAL BORE weapon! It's a sadistic weapon. It fires a TIT-LIKE probe that attaches itself to the targets head. Once it does that: it latches onto the poor souls head and drills into their skull,forcibly expelling large amounts of blood and brain matter. Once the bore reaches the brain, it explodes! Blowing off the poor souls head!

I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARR'S younger brother! RINGO and DINGO!

Cops was here Earlier. My son got h*gh 14 times in a row but Ch*rmaine hit him. Look at my arm, see my arm. Plus, may I say one thing? She robbed the laundromat where she work at!

Because HER SON stole somebody's drugs--CR*CK-- and smoked it up. He got H*GH 14 times in a row! Nobody would take him in!

CH*RMAINE: SHE broke the table, I broke nintendo. B*LINDA You broke the--- YOU BROKE! CH*RMAINE: If she has uts on her arm, It wasnt by me. Cause if I cut her-- IF I'D A CUT HER, I'D A CUT HER MOTHER F**CKING THROAT. Ok. I'd a cut your mother f**king throat b*tch.

When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight! But when you get into the 5, 6, and 7XL size panties---YOURE A F**KING PIG!!!