In my house, I decorate my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONG'S as ornaments!
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Benjamin
2 years ago
You better hope there isnt a next time, mister. Now, I may not be able to get you for this. But if you so much as liter on my lawn, I'll Nail your C0CK to my wall!!!
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DOOR AJAR
2 years ago
I thought my wife's ASS was a SCRATCH-N-SN*FF card!
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DOOR AJAR
2 years ago
I thought my wife's ASS was a SCRATCH-N-SNIFF card!
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Lisa Kramer Sexy little albino woman
2 years ago
Today for the holidays, I wore my skin tight LEOPARD PANTS and my NYLON LEOPARD THONG! I must be sexy for the holidays!!!
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Amanda Janiga Williams
2 years ago
I, too, was a borg drone. I enjoyed assimilating men. Injecting my assimilation tubules into their necks, filling their blood full of my nanoprobes from my blood. Then I wiggled the guys I was assimilating, just to rub it in that I was stronger then them.
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SHARON HORROCKS
2 years ago
I had a house with Jim, and worked at Procter & Gamble. The Borg turned me into a tactical drone when they assimilated me because I was fat. I'm human again, but when people try to attack me I assimilate them, inject my thick assimilation tubules from my left hand into their necks. Instead of fighting my attackers by punching them, I inject my assimilation tubules into them, the pain from borg assimilation tubules makes people lose their strength. Guess I got a bad habit. My son is JOSHUA PETER HORROCKS.
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KATIE SEARFOSS
2 years ago
I graduated from Pittston area high school in 2005. When I was a Borg drone, I forced innocent people to undergo the assimilation process. I held them with my right arm, made my left hand in a fist and injected my assimilation tubules into their necks. I still feel guilty for what I did when I was a drone. Sometimes I used my sexy body to attract guys to assimilate.
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BIG ED
2 years ago
My wife says she sprays our couch cushions after all the FARTING I DO! What is she trying to say?
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BIG ED
2 years ago
My wife says, she apologized to our friends cause they couldnt sit on the couch after all the FATING I DO! What is she trying to say?
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BIG ED
2 years ago
My wife says, our CANARY died after I took a crap and opened the bathroom door! What is she trying to say?
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BIG ED
2 years ago
My wife says, its because of all the FARTING I DO the city put up that UNFIT FOR HUMAN HABITATION sticker on our house! What is she trying to say?
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A HITLER
2 years ago
ES IST ZEIT FUR RACHE!
WIR MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN!
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DOOR AJAR
2 years ago
I thought when FROSTY THE SNOWMAN came to life, he said: HEIL HITLER.
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MR NICE
2 years ago
ROSALYNN CARTER made a loud FARTING sound as she EXPIRED!
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BUBBA
2 years ago
ROSALYNN CARTER just entered hospice care on Friday! That was a big WASTE!
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POLITICO PLUS
2 years ago
ROSALYNN CARTER EXPIRED!!!!
I thought the old FOSSIL wouldn't go!
Hey, Jimmy! YOU'RE NEXT! YOU'RE NEXT! Grim reaper isnt far behind for you PRUNE FACE!
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Charmaine
2 years ago
Because her son stole somebody's drugs, CR*CK-- and smoked it up! He got H*GH 14 times in a row, nobody would take him in!
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SINGER
2 years ago
SINGING: Ay, Yi, Yi, Yi, Slustrin and Lee Glory. I dont know about Pechu (explosion) (singing stopped)
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Little Tommy
2 years ago
Kids in Sex-Ed laughed at me cause I called the female crotch are a BAGINA!
In my house, I decorate my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONG'S as ornaments!
You better hope there isnt a next time, mister. Now, I may not be able to get you for this. But if you so much as liter on my lawn, I'll Nail your C0CK to my wall!!!
I thought my wife's ASS was a SCRATCH-N-SN*FF card!
I thought my wife's ASS was a SCRATCH-N-SNIFF card!
Today for the holidays, I wore my skin tight LEOPARD PANTS and my NYLON LEOPARD THONG! I must be sexy for the holidays!!!
I, too, was a borg drone. I enjoyed assimilating men. Injecting my assimilation tubules into their necks, filling their blood full of my nanoprobes from my blood. Then I wiggled the guys I was assimilating, just to rub it in that I was stronger then them.
I had a house with Jim, and worked at Procter & Gamble. The Borg turned me into a tactical drone when they assimilated me because I was fat. I'm human again, but when people try to attack me I assimilate them, inject my thick assimilation tubules from my left hand into their necks. Instead of fighting my attackers by punching them, I inject my assimilation tubules into them, the pain from borg assimilation tubules makes people lose their strength. Guess I got a bad habit. My son is JOSHUA PETER HORROCKS.
I graduated from Pittston area high school in 2005. When I was a Borg drone, I forced innocent people to undergo the assimilation process. I held them with my right arm, made my left hand in a fist and injected my assimilation tubules into their necks. I still feel guilty for what I did when I was a drone. Sometimes I used my sexy body to attract guys to assimilate.
My wife says she sprays our couch cushions after all the FARTING I DO! What is she trying to say?
My wife says, she apologized to our friends cause they couldnt sit on the couch after all the FATING I DO! What is she trying to say?
My wife says, our CANARY died after I took a crap and opened the bathroom door! What is she trying to say?
My wife says, its because of all the FARTING I DO the city put up that UNFIT FOR HUMAN HABITATION sticker on our house! What is she trying to say?
ES IST ZEIT FUR RACHE! WIR MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN!
I thought when FROSTY THE SNOWMAN came to life, he said: HEIL HITLER.
ROSALYNN CARTER made a loud FARTING sound as she EXPIRED!
ROSALYNN CARTER just entered hospice care on Friday! That was a big WASTE!
ROSALYNN CARTER EXPIRED!!!! I thought the old FOSSIL wouldn't go! Hey, Jimmy! YOU'RE NEXT! YOU'RE NEXT! Grim reaper isnt far behind for you PRUNE FACE!
Because her son stole somebody's drugs, CR*CK-- and smoked it up! He got H*GH 14 times in a row, nobody would take him in!
SINGING: Ay, Yi, Yi, Yi, Slustrin and Lee Glory. I dont know about Pechu (explosion) (singing stopped)
Kids in Sex-Ed laughed at me cause I called the female crotch are a BAGINA!