My son got another F on his report card! You're failing, Andy! What is it with you and FAILURE!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
My toilet can't flush my HORSE -LIKE feces. So, I use my neighbors toilets. Now they have clogged toilets. You should see the look on their faces!
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KENNEBAGO
4 years ago
Spicy foods make my BOTTOM BURBLE!
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HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
4 years ago
I sold my daughter to the NUDIE BAR downtown. She's quite a sexy dancer!
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MR PRICK
4 years ago
My wife is signing me up for ANGER MANAGEMENT! When she sneezed , I grabbed a fire axe and smashed a window! When my daughter spoke out of turn I took the fire axe to her stereo system! When the fire axe hit the stereo the music stopped!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I'm at my Aunt Debbie's house today for the Superbowl and to celebrate my birthday. Aunt Debbie is dressed really sexy today, in her skin tight LEATHER PANTS with her SHINY LEATHER PANTY! For my birthday present Aunt Debbie will sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her sexiest undies, her SHINY LEATHER PANTY! Aunt Debbie pulled her pants down and sat on my baby bl*nkey in her SHINY LEATHER PANTY! This is the best present ever!
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McSped
4 years ago
Teacher says, I get F in English class! Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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Tom G
4 years ago
Frank was good on the show and appealed more to the fans. The new direction the show is going is boring and makes it more less watchable.
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Aaron
4 years ago
I don't have to worry about my wife's panty lines showing ---she doesn't wear panties!
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Diana Scavetta
4 years ago
Bring him back!
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Fekkish
4 years ago
I'm smelling my wife's panty---HOOFA! Holy Toledo that's RANK!
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Garth
4 years ago
I've been poisoned! Someone has been giving me small amounts of VIRIDIUM-6 in my beer. A killer who can't show his face, has no honor!
B
BUBBA
4 years ago
I'm having my own OLYMPIC games at my house, ARMPIT NOISES, and LOUD WET FARTING!
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THE SCHMIDT FAMILY
4 years ago
We the SHIIT SCHMIDT FAMILY!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife EXPIRED today. She's just an EMPTY SHELL now, I'll DISPOSE of her as I see fit.
B
Bridget Marquardt
4 years ago
During season 3 of GIRLS NEXT DOOR, I had such a bubble butt I needed 6XL size thongs!
B
BUBBA
4 years ago
For my last year's high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a LOUD WET FART, I lost again!
A
ANDERSON SPLIT PEA SOUP
4 years ago
My PENIS got bit by a zombie. Now I got a rotting D-I-C-K!
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Daryl James
4 years ago
Bring Frank back or give him he’s own show
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Lealie Myers
4 years ago
Bring back Frank, get rid of Mike the self centered Punk !!!!!
My son got another F on his report card! You're failing, Andy! What is it with you and FAILURE!
My toilet can't flush my HORSE -LIKE feces. So, I use my neighbors toilets. Now they have clogged toilets. You should see the look on their faces!
Spicy foods make my BOTTOM BURBLE!
I sold my daughter to the NUDIE BAR downtown. She's quite a sexy dancer!
My wife is signing me up for ANGER MANAGEMENT! When she sneezed , I grabbed a fire axe and smashed a window! When my daughter spoke out of turn I took the fire axe to her stereo system! When the fire axe hit the stereo the music stopped!
I'm at my Aunt Debbie's house today for the Superbowl and to celebrate my birthday. Aunt Debbie is dressed really sexy today, in her skin tight LEATHER PANTS with her SHINY LEATHER PANTY! For my birthday present Aunt Debbie will sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her sexiest undies, her SHINY LEATHER PANTY! Aunt Debbie pulled her pants down and sat on my baby bl*nkey in her SHINY LEATHER PANTY! This is the best present ever!
Teacher says, I get F in English class! Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Frank was good on the show and appealed more to the fans. The new direction the show is going is boring and makes it more less watchable.
I don't have to worry about my wife's panty lines showing ---she doesn't wear panties!
Bring him back!
I'm smelling my wife's panty---HOOFA! Holy Toledo that's RANK!
I've been poisoned! Someone has been giving me small amounts of VIRIDIUM-6 in my beer. A killer who can't show his face, has no honor!
I'm having my own OLYMPIC games at my house, ARMPIT NOISES, and LOUD WET FARTING!
We the SHIIT SCHMIDT FAMILY!
My wife EXPIRED today. She's just an EMPTY SHELL now, I'll DISPOSE of her as I see fit.
During season 3 of GIRLS NEXT DOOR, I had such a bubble butt I needed 6XL size thongs!
For my last year's high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a LOUD WET FART, I lost again!
My PENIS got bit by a zombie. Now I got a rotting D-I-C-K!
Bring Frank back or give him he’s own show
Bring back Frank, get rid of Mike the self centered Punk !!!!!