I born in the, but I represent commie CHIINA in Olympics, even though I was born in America, I Chinese.
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Andre Smyth
4 years ago
Mike from american pickers is a punk, Frank worked his ass off for that show and he gets sick and instead of getting a get well card he gets a pink slip what kind of person does that to a so called friend. Mike Wolf is the lowest form if crap i have seen. It seems to me he thought he was the show well the results speak for them self you are nit the show and your actions speak loud and clear your not much if a person also. So just to let you know you scum bag me and all of my family members and anyone i talk to will not be watching your scum bag show. Later you SCUM BAG LOOSER !!!!!!!!
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BIG ED
4 years ago
I hate it when my wife uses our bathroom mirror. I CAN'T SEE MYSELF!!!
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David Graf
4 years ago
After I had a few NIPS from my FLASK, I had a blackout. The next thing I remember was I was naked in a supermarket. They found my THONG in the seafood!
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David Graf
4 years ago
I ruined my wife's party. After I had a few NIPS from my FLASK, I stared at women's cleavage and smelled their butts!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
My Aunt Debbie loves sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey on her stool as a cushion. She sits on bl*nkey everyday her sexy lotion butt smell was forged through him. Aunt Debbie washed bl*nkey so she can sit o bl*nkey in her panties and have her lotion butt smell take over again on bl*nkey, instead of the detergent smell!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife tells our friends, she only married me for my PENIS ☹️
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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
PENIS & VAGIINA, that's how we PROPAGATE our species.
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Sakkath
4 years ago
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz.
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WORRIED
4 years ago
I got caught smelling a sexy women's ass! I must flee the city, and avoid the authorities!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
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MacNicol
4 years ago
My PENIS has stage-3A cancer ☹️
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MaBor Jetrel
4 years ago
I'm the TALAXIAN version of HITLER!
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Fekkish
4 years ago
I asked my wife to open her vagiina, I wanted to see the raw meat inside.
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MAD
4 years ago
Wanna hear what my C-U-N-T wife gave me for Christmas? A FRUITCAKE with an ASS PRINT on it! The FRUITCAKE smelled like ASS!
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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
I died yesterday, a little bit.
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DUKE
4 years ago
My PENIS, Eduardo is known for his SEXUAL APPETITE!
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BIG ED
4 years ago
I sneezed so hard I RALPHED UP my SALISBURY STEAK!
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BIG ED
4 years ago
My wife apologized to our friends. They couldn't sit on our couch cause of all the farting I do!☹️
I born in the, but I represent commie CHIINA in Olympics, even though I was born in America, I Chinese.
Mike from american pickers is a punk, Frank worked his ass off for that show and he gets sick and instead of getting a get well card he gets a pink slip what kind of person does that to a so called friend. Mike Wolf is the lowest form if crap i have seen. It seems to me he thought he was the show well the results speak for them self you are nit the show and your actions speak loud and clear your not much if a person also. So just to let you know you scum bag me and all of my family members and anyone i talk to will not be watching your scum bag show. Later you SCUM BAG LOOSER !!!!!!!!
I hate it when my wife uses our bathroom mirror. I CAN'T SEE MYSELF!!!
After I had a few NIPS from my FLASK, I had a blackout. The next thing I remember was I was naked in a supermarket. They found my THONG in the seafood!
I ruined my wife's party. After I had a few NIPS from my FLASK, I stared at women's cleavage and smelled their butts!
My Aunt Debbie loves sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey on her stool as a cushion. She sits on bl*nkey everyday her sexy lotion butt smell was forged through him. Aunt Debbie washed bl*nkey so she can sit o bl*nkey in her panties and have her lotion butt smell take over again on bl*nkey, instead of the detergent smell!
My wife tells our friends, she only married me for my PENIS ☹️
PENIS & VAGIINA, that's how we PROPAGATE our species.
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz.
I got caught smelling a sexy women's ass! I must flee the city, and avoid the authorities!
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
My PENIS has stage-3A cancer ☹️
I'm the TALAXIAN version of HITLER!
I asked my wife to open her vagiina, I wanted to see the raw meat inside.
Wanna hear what my C-U-N-T wife gave me for Christmas? A FRUITCAKE with an ASS PRINT on it! The FRUITCAKE smelled like ASS!
I died yesterday, a little bit.
My PENIS, Eduardo is known for his SEXUAL APPETITE!
I sneezed so hard I RALPHED UP my SALISBURY STEAK!
My wife apologized to our friends. They couldn't sit on our couch cause of all the farting I do!☹️