My son brought DOPE into my house! You miserable little smack head! GET THE HELL OUT!
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COLM
4 years ago
I'm under attack by a Cardassian attack ship, HEDEKI- CLASS.
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
I told my wife : while she was getting her STD, I was getting my PHD! Tonight I sleep in a motel room!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
I told my wife: I can't fail at anything! Anymore than she can shower more than once a month! Tonight I sleep on the lawn!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
I told my wife: I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
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Fekkish
4 years ago
My penis, Guillermo, wants to go mountain climbing. I told Guillermo he might lose his grib and fall off the mountain!
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McSped
4 years ago
Sometimes----when I'm putting oranges in a circle. I think of my thoughts and they make me laugh!♥️
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Little Faggot
4 years ago
At my party, I wanted to pretend I was JAMES BOND. I yanked out my Walther PPK and kept pointing it in people's faces back and forth. My guests started screaming for help! WHY?!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
I told my wife: don't be bitter over MY GOOD LOOKS, it makes you even MORE UNATTRACTIVE! Tonight I sleep in a motel room!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I get SO HORNY when my aunt Debbie sits on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her undies. Right now aunt Debbie is at her computer, sitting on my bl*nkey on her stool in her LEATHER THONG! My baby bl*nkey is so lucky!
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Donna
4 years ago
It’s rubbish now - don’t watch anymore
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Lawrence
4 years ago
NO MORE KNOEBELS FOR ME! I went on the bumper car ride and the car I was in the wheel stuck! I couldn't do anything. Since the wheel in my gimp bumper car stuck my gimp bumper car just spun around! Bastard kids had a field day!☹️☹️☹️
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GEORGIOU
4 years ago
I collected classic cars! I own a GREMLIN, A PACER, A RAMBLER and a FORD PINTO!
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LISA KRAMER
4 years ago
I'm a vampire! I maintain my youthful sexy looks by drinking the blood of MALE VIRGINS!
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Ruby Myers
4 years ago
Bring Frank Back and get rid of Mike i don't like him he smells
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DEBBIE BOEDEKER
4 years ago
Before I was assimilated by the Borg and lost my humanity, I attended the sacred heart of Jesus church. I wear size 9 panties, 2XL
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
Today is my birthday! I'm at Aunt Debbie's house, she's dressed really sexy for my birthday. Aunt Debbie's wearing her tight LEATHER SKIRT with a SHINY LEATHER PANTY! For my birthday present, aunt Debbie will sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her SHINY LEATHER PANTY! Aunt Debbie's butt is wiggling around on bl*nkey in her SHINY LEATHER PANTY! Best birthday present ever!
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Tony
4 years ago
Please bring Frank Fritz back I can not watch anymore it's not the same without him
The father hen brings his chickens home!
My son brought DOPE into my house! You miserable little smack head! GET THE HELL OUT!
I'm under attack by a Cardassian attack ship, HEDEKI- CLASS.
I told my wife : while she was getting her STD, I was getting my PHD! Tonight I sleep in a motel room!
I told my wife: I can't fail at anything! Anymore than she can shower more than once a month! Tonight I sleep on the lawn!
I told my wife: I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
My penis, Guillermo, wants to go mountain climbing. I told Guillermo he might lose his grib and fall off the mountain!
Sometimes----when I'm putting oranges in a circle. I think of my thoughts and they make me laugh!♥️
At my party, I wanted to pretend I was JAMES BOND. I yanked out my Walther PPK and kept pointing it in people's faces back and forth. My guests started screaming for help! WHY?!
I told my wife: don't be bitter over MY GOOD LOOKS, it makes you even MORE UNATTRACTIVE! Tonight I sleep in a motel room!
I get SO HORNY when my aunt Debbie sits on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her undies. Right now aunt Debbie is at her computer, sitting on my bl*nkey on her stool in her LEATHER THONG! My baby bl*nkey is so lucky!
It’s rubbish now - don’t watch anymore
NO MORE KNOEBELS FOR ME! I went on the bumper car ride and the car I was in the wheel stuck! I couldn't do anything. Since the wheel in my gimp bumper car stuck my gimp bumper car just spun around! Bastard kids had a field day!☹️☹️☹️
I collected classic cars! I own a GREMLIN, A PACER, A RAMBLER and a FORD PINTO!
I'm a vampire! I maintain my youthful sexy looks by drinking the blood of MALE VIRGINS!
Bring Frank Back and get rid of Mike i don't like him he smells
Before I was assimilated by the Borg and lost my humanity, I attended the sacred heart of Jesus church. I wear size 9 panties, 2XL
Today is my birthday! I'm at Aunt Debbie's house, she's dressed really sexy for my birthday. Aunt Debbie's wearing her tight LEATHER SKIRT with a SHINY LEATHER PANTY! For my birthday present, aunt Debbie will sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her SHINY LEATHER PANTY! Aunt Debbie's butt is wiggling around on bl*nkey in her SHINY LEATHER PANTY! Best birthday present ever!
Please bring Frank Fritz back I can not watch anymore it's not the same without him
I will not watch until Frank is back