My boss fired me! So I told him, wherever he builds his new home, ILL BURN IT DOWN!!!
B
BIG MIKE
4 years ago
The ice age didn't kill the dinosaurs! I DID! Killed them with my bare hands! NO! I ran them down with my truck!
C
CHESTER HARDWICK
4 years ago
My late night activities include : PEEPING in women's BATHROOM WINDOWS and burglarizing their PANTY DRAWERS!
R
RALPHIE
4 years ago
Teacher called my mommy because I came to school with soiled pants! My butt part of my jeans was really brown, she didn't want me to sit!
E
Eddie
4 years ago
Today I was assimilated by TONYA JONES! I got so horny being a by a sexy women Borg drone in her leopard panty!
N
NEWS DUDE
4 years ago
TONYA JONES is a mean Borg drone! She always wears her sexiest panties when she assimilates her men victims! Today she wore her Maidenform lasting leopard panty when she assimilated 50 men!
V
Vladimir Putin
4 years ago
I war wacky! I invade Ukraine! I dictate to the world! SUBMIT!
G
GAMBINO SOCIAL CLUB
4 years ago
In my club, NO BLACKS, NO JEWS, and especially NO QUEERS!
D
David Rossi
4 years ago
I caught the garbage man BOINKING my wife in my bed! I jammed an AXE in his crotch! Don't think he'll be in the mood for sex in a while!♥️
L
LESZEK
4 years ago
I failed my psychological evaluation! I like to smell sexy women's asses!
S
Sheldon Deldon
4 years ago
LISA KRAMER is a B-I-T-C-H! She knew how I love my Katie so she injected her nanoprobes into Katie's bloodstream! LISA KRAMER assimilated my Katie! Katie turned pale and is now growing raw Borg implants!
L
Laurie A Sargent
4 years ago
Bring him back. Get rid of Danielle.
M
MR PRICK
4 years ago
I told my wife: she's one C-U-N-T hair away from heaven if she overdraws her bank account again!
R
Rachel Landis Cartica
4 years ago
Brandon and I wanted more children but my PLUMBING is messed up. I was assimilated by the Borg, I'm human again. But my body still has nanoprobes and Borg implants, probably why I can't have no more children!☹️☹️☹️
S
SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I slept over aunt Debbie's. She was wearing her PINK NEGLIGEE last night! She was sitting on my baby bl*nkey in her PINK NEGLIGEE. I couldn't pay attention to the movie we were watching, aunt Debbie was sitting on bl*nkey in her PINK NEGLIGEE, her thighs are thick. When aunt Debbie fell asleep i looked up her PINK NEGLIGEE and saw she was wearing her pink cheeky panty. Aunt Debbie's ass was smoothe in her PINK NEGLIGEE, I copped a feel when she was sleeping!
K
Katie Searfoss
4 years ago
When the Borg assimilated me they made my skin turn pale and my hair on my head fall out. But the hair on my V-A-G-I-N-A and legs stopped growing so I won't have to shave down there no more.
D
David Dickinson
4 years ago
Frank is way better than brother Robbie, can't the show have both?
W
WORRIED
4 years ago
The women I raped caught me! They're gonna cut my SCROTUM off!
J
JON VON JON
4 years ago
I have a fetish ---- I dream about being assimilated by sexy women Borg drones! Being overpowered, being injected with their assimilation tubules, feeling their boobs against my back in borg breast mounds grafted onto their chests!
J
John Jacob Astor
4 years ago
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED!
My boss fired me! So I told him, wherever he builds his new home, ILL BURN IT DOWN!!!
The ice age didn't kill the dinosaurs! I DID! Killed them with my bare hands! NO! I ran them down with my truck!
My late night activities include : PEEPING in women's BATHROOM WINDOWS and burglarizing their PANTY DRAWERS!
Teacher called my mommy because I came to school with soiled pants! My butt part of my jeans was really brown, she didn't want me to sit!
Today I was assimilated by TONYA JONES! I got so horny being a by a sexy women Borg drone in her leopard panty!
TONYA JONES is a mean Borg drone! She always wears her sexiest panties when she assimilates her men victims! Today she wore her Maidenform lasting leopard panty when she assimilated 50 men!
I war wacky! I invade Ukraine! I dictate to the world! SUBMIT!
In my club, NO BLACKS, NO JEWS, and especially NO QUEERS!
I caught the garbage man BOINKING my wife in my bed! I jammed an AXE in his crotch! Don't think he'll be in the mood for sex in a while!♥️
I failed my psychological evaluation! I like to smell sexy women's asses!
LISA KRAMER is a B-I-T-C-H! She knew how I love my Katie so she injected her nanoprobes into Katie's bloodstream! LISA KRAMER assimilated my Katie! Katie turned pale and is now growing raw Borg implants!
Bring him back. Get rid of Danielle.
I told my wife: she's one C-U-N-T hair away from heaven if she overdraws her bank account again!
Brandon and I wanted more children but my PLUMBING is messed up. I was assimilated by the Borg, I'm human again. But my body still has nanoprobes and Borg implants, probably why I can't have no more children!☹️☹️☹️
I slept over aunt Debbie's. She was wearing her PINK NEGLIGEE last night! She was sitting on my baby bl*nkey in her PINK NEGLIGEE. I couldn't pay attention to the movie we were watching, aunt Debbie was sitting on bl*nkey in her PINK NEGLIGEE, her thighs are thick. When aunt Debbie fell asleep i looked up her PINK NEGLIGEE and saw she was wearing her pink cheeky panty. Aunt Debbie's ass was smoothe in her PINK NEGLIGEE, I copped a feel when she was sleeping!
When the Borg assimilated me they made my skin turn pale and my hair on my head fall out. But the hair on my V-A-G-I-N-A and legs stopped growing so I won't have to shave down there no more.
Frank is way better than brother Robbie, can't the show have both?
The women I raped caught me! They're gonna cut my SCROTUM off!
I have a fetish ---- I dream about being assimilated by sexy women Borg drones! Being overpowered, being injected with their assimilation tubules, feeling their boobs against my back in borg breast mounds grafted onto their chests!
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED!