When my boss fired me, I told him: you know I'm stronger then you. He called the cops, thinking I was threatening him.
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BADASS
4 years ago
I told my boss: even a person like him with LIMITED INTELLECT, has to agree I deserve a raise.
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
My wife says, she's tired of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her, it's not a complex, it's a FACT!
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GIDEON
4 years ago
The other day KATIE SEARFOSS was wearing her yoga pants with her butt crack completely showing. I smelled the chair where she sat. I smelled a cucumber melon and perfume smell. She has a sexy smelling ass!
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KASHIK
4 years ago
When KATIE SEARFOSS wears skin tight blue jeans her butt is rock hard and shapely. I ask if I can use her ass as a PILLOW!
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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
4 years ago
You have to help me! My daughter has been kidnapped! Please help me! She has less than 10 hours left! Dont you understand? They're going to kill her!
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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS is wearing skin tight blue jeans! Her butt is so shapely and rock hard. I had to take a smell of her butt. Her butt smelled like cucumber melon and perfume!
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DOUG
4 years ago
Can I make you a cappuccino?
D
DOUG
4 years ago
Can I make you a fist?
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
4 years ago
B.V.N. is America's number one network! Criminal minds scored 81 million viewers!
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JON VON JON
4 years ago
CAITLIN SCHNEIDER was fat when she was human. The Borg turned her into a tactical drone.
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LESZEK
4 years ago
My wife found the DONKEY PORN on my computer! I told her it's just RESEARCH!
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
4 years ago
Today at 5:30, network premiere of CRIMINAL MINDS.
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Jack Russell Terrier
4 years ago
My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! JACK RUSSELL TERRIER?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
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BIG ED
4 years ago
I just took a righteous DUMP! My wife says we should use our CANARY to test the bathroom air! What is she trying to say?!
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J R CASH
4 years ago
Some are born and some are dying----alpha and on kingdom come.
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
4 years ago
Tomorrow at 5:30, series premiere of CRIMINAL MINDS on B.V.N. television network.
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Walt
4 years ago
I ate some bad TEX MEX, so I'm indisposed. TAKING A DUMP INDISPOSED!
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ANNE CHOVIE
4 years ago
My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! ANNE CHOVIE?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
I told my wife: This isn't vanity or ego, but when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will have been lost! I'm nature's finest creation!
When my boss fired me, I told him: you know I'm stronger then you. He called the cops, thinking I was threatening him.
I told my boss: even a person like him with LIMITED INTELLECT, has to agree I deserve a raise.
My wife says, she's tired of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her, it's not a complex, it's a FACT!
The other day KATIE SEARFOSS was wearing her yoga pants with her butt crack completely showing. I smelled the chair where she sat. I smelled a cucumber melon and perfume smell. She has a sexy smelling ass!
When KATIE SEARFOSS wears skin tight blue jeans her butt is rock hard and shapely. I ask if I can use her ass as a PILLOW!
You have to help me! My daughter has been kidnapped! Please help me! She has less than 10 hours left! Dont you understand? They're going to kill her!
KATIE SEARFOSS is wearing skin tight blue jeans! Her butt is so shapely and rock hard. I had to take a smell of her butt. Her butt smelled like cucumber melon and perfume!
Can I make you a cappuccino?
Can I make you a fist?
B.V.N. is America's number one network! Criminal minds scored 81 million viewers!
CAITLIN SCHNEIDER was fat when she was human. The Borg turned her into a tactical drone.
My wife found the DONKEY PORN on my computer! I told her it's just RESEARCH!
Today at 5:30, network premiere of CRIMINAL MINDS.
My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! JACK RUSSELL TERRIER?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
I just took a righteous DUMP! My wife says we should use our CANARY to test the bathroom air! What is she trying to say?!
Some are born and some are dying----alpha and on kingdom come.
Tomorrow at 5:30, series premiere of CRIMINAL MINDS on B.V.N. television network.
I ate some bad TEX MEX, so I'm indisposed. TAKING A DUMP INDISPOSED!
My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! ANNE CHOVIE?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
I told my wife: This isn't vanity or ego, but when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will have been lost! I'm nature's finest creation!