I have paintings of the world's greatest people, Genghis Khan, Benito Mussolini, Adolf Hitler. I say greatest people, but my wife said BUTCHERS!
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Alan Tangento
4 years ago
Ahhh... "The Bundler"... I could watch this guy "surf" all day long. Please bring back Frank!
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HAPPY
4 years ago
People ridicule the name of my fishing store. I named my store: MASTER BAIT. What's so funny?!
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POLITICALLY CORRECT
4 years ago
When I dated an Asian woman, I took her to a Chinese restaurant. Now I date a Hispanic woman, I take her to a Mexican restaurant. That's not insulting!
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SAD
4 years ago
My wife says our sex is dead so she EMBALMED MY PENIS ☹️☹️☹️
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MAD
4 years ago
I thought this was a free country! When I went to get my HUNTING license, I asked if I could HUNT PEOPLE! They had me committed in a MENTAL HOSPITAL!
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Maryellen Lynott
4 years ago
I had enough of my husband PAUL and son BRANDON laughing at me! So I assimilated them! I waited for the middle of the night while they were sleeping, I made my left hand in a fist at their necks and injected my assimilation tubules into their necks! I caught them by surprise. When I withdrew my tubules, they lost consciousness and I watched their skin turn pale!
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WORRIED
4 years ago
I'm in trouble! My friend and I were playing frisbee with a SAW BLADE, I threw it too far and when my neighbor came out, he got it I his throat!
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Duane Berry
4 years ago
Do you have any idea what it's like to have ALIENS suck your brain out through your NOSTRILS?!
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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
4 years ago
My soldiers were in that helicopter when it was destroyed. I need to find someone who can CRACK these bastards!
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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago
CAITLIN KINSELLA is wearing her green skirt. I opened up her skirt and saw she's wearing her TEAL color Hanes cheeky panty. She always coordinates her panties with her skirts or pants.
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Full A Cumm
4 years ago
Bring back frank
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Sin Jin Smythe
4 years ago
I have a fetish! I record sexy women being assimilated by the Borg. Watching the Borg take their bras and panties off. Watching their skin turn pale and their hair fall out. And finally their bodies being grafted in Borg body armor!
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Jim Bob McCreery
4 years ago
I, too, opened up CAITLIN KINSELLAS purple skirt and saw she was wearing her Hanes purple cheeky panty!
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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago
CAITLIN KINSELLA was wearing her tight purple skirt with wildflowers. I opened up her skirt and saw she was wearing her Hanes purple cheeky panty with spirals on it. I love it when she coordinates her panties!
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SUSIE PUSHOG
4 years ago
The B.V..N network bought CRIMINAL MINDS and now SLIDERS! I love the B.V.N network!
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HOT STUD
4 years ago
Im so sexy! I give women pictures of my ABS
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MR NICE
4 years ago
I found my ex-wife in the tub with a toaster in the water! At least I won't have to pay alimony no more!
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I have paintings of the world's greatest people, Genghis Khan, Benito Mussolini, Adolf Hitler. I say greatest people, but my wife said BUTCHERS!
Ahhh... "The Bundler"... I could watch this guy "surf" all day long. Please bring back Frank!
People ridicule the name of my fishing store. I named my store: MASTER BAIT. What's so funny?!
When I dated an Asian woman, I took her to a Chinese restaurant. Now I date a Hispanic woman, I take her to a Mexican restaurant. That's not insulting!
My wife says our sex is dead so she EMBALMED MY PENIS ☹️☹️☹️
I thought this was a free country! When I went to get my HUNTING license, I asked if I could HUNT PEOPLE! They had me committed in a MENTAL HOSPITAL!
I had enough of my husband PAUL and son BRANDON laughing at me! So I assimilated them! I waited for the middle of the night while they were sleeping, I made my left hand in a fist at their necks and injected my assimilation tubules into their necks! I caught them by surprise. When I withdrew my tubules, they lost consciousness and I watched their skin turn pale!
I'm in trouble! My friend and I were playing frisbee with a SAW BLADE, I threw it too far and when my neighbor came out, he got it I his throat!
Do you have any idea what it's like to have ALIENS suck your brain out through your NOSTRILS?!
My soldiers were in that helicopter when it was destroyed. I need to find someone who can CRACK these bastards!
CAITLIN KINSELLA is wearing her green skirt. I opened up her skirt and saw she's wearing her TEAL color Hanes cheeky panty. She always coordinates her panties with her skirts or pants.
Bring back frank
I have a fetish! I record sexy women being assimilated by the Borg. Watching the Borg take their bras and panties off. Watching their skin turn pale and their hair fall out. And finally their bodies being grafted in Borg body armor!
I, too, opened up CAITLIN KINSELLAS purple skirt and saw she was wearing her Hanes purple cheeky panty!
CAITLIN KINSELLA was wearing her tight purple skirt with wildflowers. I opened up her skirt and saw she was wearing her Hanes purple cheeky panty with spirals on it. I love it when she coordinates her panties!
The B.V..N network bought CRIMINAL MINDS and now SLIDERS! I love the B.V.N network!
Im so sexy! I give women pictures of my ABS
I found my ex-wife in the tub with a toaster in the water! At least I won't have to pay alimony no more!