I fart a lot, when I walk in the room my wife says she knows it's me, she has a NOSE!
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BIG ED
4 years ago
I just took a dump, but I'm still farting!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I gave my brother a recording of me SMELLING his DAUGHTERS PANTIES!
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General Hummel
4 years ago
My soldiers checked to make sure. The ALBINO is inside!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I got the scent of KATIE SEARFOSS when I smelled her butt!
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Husband
4 years ago
Good news! The police found my wife! She was laying face down in the river!
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JOKE MAN
4 years ago
My JEWISH friend said he has trouble concentrating. I told him he should go to a CONCENTRATION CAMP!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I have a fetish! I like having my Aunt Debbie sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her panties!
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WORLD NEWS FAG
4 years ago
30 years ago, there was a band of desperados, led by an ALBINO. They would raid Shriners hospital, robbing the money the children needed for their surgeries. The desperados were caught, but the ALBINO escaped!
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KATIE
4 years ago
MIKE RUDICK has a sexy ass in tight jeans, I asked him to assimilate me. When he injected his assimilation tubules in my neck, I jumped and grabbed his ass! As he injected his nanoprobes into my bloodstream I rubbed his ass in tight jeans!
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DUKE
4 years ago
My penis is a SEXUAL SADIST!
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JON VON JON
4 years ago
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS overpowered me and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, I lost consciousness in her cleavage. When I woke up my skin turned pale and my hair fell out! WHAT THE HELL DID SHE DO TO ME?!
J
JED
4 years ago
I'm like Quinn from SLIDERS! I traveled to a world where sn*ffing women's asses is legal!
B
BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
4 years ago
Today at 5:15, network premiere of SLIDERS on B.V.N.
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ANTISEPTIC
4 years ago
just put the military on the southern border and machine gun the BEANERS!
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EMBARRASSED
4 years ago
When the COP/PIG pulled me over, my neighbors saw what he took out of my car! Dozens of women's panties and thongs, porno and sex toys! I'm so embarrassed!☹️
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ÇOLM
4 years ago
I'm under attack by a Cardassian patrol ship, HEDEKI-CLASS.
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LEECOW
4 years ago
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is a really mean Borg drone! She made me watch her assimilate my entire family. She even assimilated my 6 month old daughter. Little Katie cried as AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS injected her assimilation tubules into her neck!
I had to leave high school. I turned 40.
I fart a lot, when I walk in the room my wife says she knows it's me, she has a NOSE!
I just took a dump, but I'm still farting!
I gave my brother a recording of me SMELLING his DAUGHTERS PANTIES!
My soldiers checked to make sure. The ALBINO is inside!
I got the scent of KATIE SEARFOSS when I smelled her butt!
Good news! The police found my wife! She was laying face down in the river!
My JEWISH friend said he has trouble concentrating. I told him he should go to a CONCENTRATION CAMP!
I have a fetish! I like having my Aunt Debbie sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her panties!
30 years ago, there was a band of desperados, led by an ALBINO. They would raid Shriners hospital, robbing the money the children needed for their surgeries. The desperados were caught, but the ALBINO escaped!
MIKE RUDICK has a sexy ass in tight jeans, I asked him to assimilate me. When he injected his assimilation tubules in my neck, I jumped and grabbed his ass! As he injected his nanoprobes into my bloodstream I rubbed his ass in tight jeans!
My penis is a SEXUAL SADIST!
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS overpowered me and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, I lost consciousness in her cleavage. When I woke up my skin turned pale and my hair fell out! WHAT THE HELL DID SHE DO TO ME?!
I'm like Quinn from SLIDERS! I traveled to a world where sn*ffing women's asses is legal!
Today at 5:15, network premiere of SLIDERS on B.V.N.
just put the military on the southern border and machine gun the BEANERS!
When the COP/PIG pulled me over, my neighbors saw what he took out of my car! Dozens of women's panties and thongs, porno and sex toys! I'm so embarrassed!☹️
I'm under attack by a Cardassian patrol ship, HEDEKI-CLASS.
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is a really mean Borg drone! She made me watch her assimilate my entire family. She even assimilated my 6 month old daughter. Little Katie cried as AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS injected her assimilation tubules into her neck!
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