Bring Back Frank Fritz

I have a TOILET JOURNAL. I record the size, color and texture of my FECES!

I'm sad. I had to flush my FECES down the toilet. I couldn't stop crying! I apologized to my FECES as they flushed down the toilet. I feel as though, I lost a family member. Excuse me, I need to be alone.☹️

I ate some bad TEX MEX, so I'm indisposed. Taking a dump indisposed!

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I have wax mannequins of the worlds greatest leaders: GENGHIS KHAN, MAO ZEDONG, ADOLF HITLER. I call them leaders, but my wife calls them BUTCHERS!

I warned you, you STUPID B-I-T-C-H. STUPID F-U-C-K-I-N-G B-I-T-C-H! EAT MY S-H-I-T!!!!

In case you wanted to know, my wife wears size 6XL panties and wears tight jeans. She has visible panty lines.

I made a fool of myself! I thought ERNEST BORGNINE was the leader of the Borg on star trek!

My army lieutenant bought 10 bottles of VODKA, a box of CONDOMS, and PANTY SHIELDS. I don't know what he is scheming, but it is over!

People of Earth. I am JonTron, commander of the martian invasion force. Your planet is surrounded! RESISTANCE IS USELESS! We snapped your Presidents balls off, it was fun!

I need to get some sun. I'm whiter than an ALBINO RAT!

My PENIS plays the HARMONICA. Sometimes he spits.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of CAPITALISM is for good men to do nothing.

I stole my bosses panties. The HIERARCHY will be informed!☹️

Timmy! You're mother looks hot with my D-I-C-K in her mouth!

I took something that wasn't mine and sold it for a profit. I'm now a criminal!☹️

I was raised to serve the ALBINO DYNASTY!

C-O-C-K SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your F-U-C-K-I-N-G life rotting in prison like an animal! You wrecked half the city!

When I walk in our house, I fart as I walk. My wife wears her mask inside like my farts are the COVID-19 disease☹️

My wife says, when she walks into our house she knows I had BAKED BEANS!