My boss didn't give me a raise. I told him, he didn't give me a raise because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
My daughter wears the sexiest panties and thongs! Every night I choose a different pair of her undies for me to use as my baby bl*nkey! I even suck my thumb as I snuggle and love her panties as my baby bl*nkey!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
For my birthday, we had my party in the BATHROOM! Everyone looked uncomfortable, they had to sit on the toilet, in the shower. It's my party and I dictate where I have my party. Plus, I stored my birthday cake in the toilet!
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SAD
4 years ago
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy for a while, so I ate some NOGATCH HEMLOCK. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when i smell where she just sat.
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing.
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Lamaar Jones
4 years ago
I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass. But I got robbed by an 80 year old woman. The homies threw me out of the hood
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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep in a motel room!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
I told my wife, I can't be of average intelligence, anymore than she can bathe more than once a month! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
I told my wife, I can't be ugly! Anymore than she can pass an I.Q. test! Tonight I sleep on the couch.
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HUNG KUNG FUEY
4 years ago
I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least 5 fights per day!
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CHOP SUEY
4 years ago
Chinese food gives me DIAHREA!
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JON VON JON
4 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I have a GENITAL DEFECT! My wife left me!☹️
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GIMP
4 years ago
For my anniversary present, my wife gave me an ELECTRIC NIPPLE CLAMP!
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VIDEO GAME NERD
4 years ago
If you want extra health and armor for grand theft auto San Andreas, here's a tip: go to angel pine to do the ambulance missions for health and police vigilante missions for armor. Complete all 12 missions,and your health and armor will increase to 150%.
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Rosie Biscotto
4 years ago
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline. Bastard kids laugh at my size 6XL panties!☹️
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
My Aunt Debbie works at home on her computer. I leave my yellow baby bl*nkey on her stool to sit on as a cushion as she works on her computer. She pulled her pants down and sat on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her hot link ice-silk thong!
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Little Mikey
4 years ago
I like to pretend that I'm a superhero. But people make fun of me. They ask me, what's my superpower? BED WETTING?!☹️
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Locutus of Borg
4 years ago
Worf. Klingon species. A warrior race. You, too, will suck my pale Borg d-i-c-k.
My boss didn't give me a raise. I told him, he didn't give me a raise because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
My daughter wears the sexiest panties and thongs! Every night I choose a different pair of her undies for me to use as my baby bl*nkey! I even suck my thumb as I snuggle and love her panties as my baby bl*nkey!
For my birthday, we had my party in the BATHROOM! Everyone looked uncomfortable, they had to sit on the toilet, in the shower. It's my party and I dictate where I have my party. Plus, I stored my birthday cake in the toilet!
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy for a while, so I ate some NOGATCH HEMLOCK. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
My wife sm*cks me when i smell where she just sat.
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing.
I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass. But I got robbed by an 80 year old woman. The homies threw me out of the hood
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED!
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep in a motel room!
I told my wife, I can't be of average intelligence, anymore than she can bathe more than once a month! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
I told my wife, I can't be ugly! Anymore than she can pass an I.Q. test! Tonight I sleep on the couch.
I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least 5 fights per day!
Chinese food gives me DIAHREA!
In case you wanted to know, I have a GENITAL DEFECT! My wife left me!☹️
For my anniversary present, my wife gave me an ELECTRIC NIPPLE CLAMP!
If you want extra health and armor for grand theft auto San Andreas, here's a tip: go to angel pine to do the ambulance missions for health and police vigilante missions for armor. Complete all 12 missions,and your health and armor will increase to 150%.
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline. Bastard kids laugh at my size 6XL panties!☹️
My Aunt Debbie works at home on her computer. I leave my yellow baby bl*nkey on her stool to sit on as a cushion as she works on her computer. She pulled her pants down and sat on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her hot link ice-silk thong!
I like to pretend that I'm a superhero. But people make fun of me. They ask me, what's my superpower? BED WETTING?!☹️
Worf. Klingon species. A warrior race. You, too, will suck my pale Borg d-i-c-k.