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Bring Back Frank Fritz

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DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER
2 years ago

I reside at 19 SKYTOP DRI*E in A*OCA, PENNSYL*ANIA. My husband is Bruce.

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GIMP
2 years ago

I CANNOT watch the Andrea Roth film, A GOLDEN CHRISTMAS! At the end, the christmas decorations were taken down. TOO SCARY of a film!

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JENNIE MARIE LUCARELLA
2 years ago

Robert is my husband. I use to be a borg drone. I'm fat, so I used my fat to capture men and assimilate them. They couldnt fight me, I was so strong as a drone. When I got my assimilation tubules in their necks, I would wiggle them as I injected them. Just to rub it in that I was stronger. Guys would lose consciousness from my tubules and I rested them on the ground. I would taunt them, saying RISE AND SHINE as they're about to become borg from me injecting my nanoprobes into them.

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JENNIE MARIE LUCARELLA
2 years ago

I graduated from Pittston area high school in 2005. I married Robert. I read what Sharon Horrocks wrote. I, too incapacitate men by my assimilation tubules. I like that I got borg strength. Being stronger than men. I'm chubby like Sharon Horrocks, I need 6XL size panties. Instead of punching men, I grab them, inject my assimilation tubules into their necks and rest their bodies on the ground as the nanoprobes I injected into them take control.

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SHARON HORROCKS
2 years ago

I had a house with Jim Boedeker and worked at Procter & Gamble. I got expelled from UFC! I use to be a borg tactical drone because how fat i am. When my UFC challenger went to punch me, I got behind him, held him with my right arm, made my left hand in a fist and injected my thick assimilation tubules into his neck. He made a funny look from the pain of my tubules and nanoprobes being injected into his bloodstream. I helped him to the ground as he lost consciousness. The rang the bell and disqualified me. The medics watched his skin turn pale. Guess youre not suppose to assimilate your UFC opponent.

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Sisko
2 years ago

After the Borg cube locked a tractor beam onto my ship, I ordered FULL REVERSE!

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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago

This guy tossed a grenade to me, and I caught it with the pin PULLED OUT. He said to me: HERE KEEP IT. What a nice man!

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MAD
2 years ago

I got this phone call about this boat I won. When I went down to collect it, it was a POLICE STING! YOU F**CKIN' PIGS!!! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!

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CONSOLIDATED LARD
2 years ago

I'll say it again! When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into the 5, 6, and 7XL size panties, YOU'RE A F**KIN' PIG!!!

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WIFE
2 years ago

I sent my husband GROCERY SHOPPING, but instead, he came back with the KAMA SUTRA, A BOX OF CONDOMS, BOTTLES OF WHISKEY! I dont know what he has planned, and I think I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

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BIG ED
2 years ago

My wife asked our FAGG0T neighbors to join us for dinner. Except, she told me not to eat or drink anything, They may need to use our bathroom after me!

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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago

Yesterday I got shot. When I got shot, I whined to my family. I said: IS THAT A BULLET?

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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago

Yesterday I got shot. When I got shot, I whined to family, I said: I'M BLEEDING!

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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago

Yesterday my neighbor fired his automatic weapons at the Police. The Police fired back. With all the guns firing, I said to my family: LISTEN! GUNSHOTS!

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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago

Yesterday my neighbor fired his automatic weapons at the police. The Police fired back. With all the guns firing, I said to my family: SOMEONE'S SHOOTING!!!

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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago

Yesterday my neighbor fired his automatic weapons at the police. The Police fired back. With all the guns firing, I said to my family: THAT SOUNDED LIKE----

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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago

Yesterday my neighbor fired his automatic weapons at the polie. The police fired back. With all the guns firing, I said to my family: I MUST BE HEARING THINGS.

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MR PRICK
2 years ago

I bought my wife FAKE BOOBS to stuff in her bra. I'll be damned if I go to a party with a woman with SMALL TITS!

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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago

People think I'm retarded because yesterday there was a shooting next door to me, and I said: I HEARD A NOISE!

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No Name
2 years ago

My wife is mad at me. Today she got captured by a borg drone, I didnt try to help her. When the drone injected his assimilation tubules into her neck, I JACKED OFF to my wife groaning from pain as she was being assimlated. When she lost consciousness, the drone rested her body on the ground. I JACKED OFF harder as she turned pale from being assimilated. I got her treatment before she became borg. I got a fetish--watching women being assimilated by the borg.