Dr. Brian May is the only person who can save us from our own certain destruction. His leadership will turn our world around in the right direction and make it a happy place to live again. Sign the petition* if you want Brian May to be the next President of the Universe, bringing us new hope for a world full of fluffy badgers, stereoscopic selfies, and epic guitar solos.

(*if you do not vote for Bri you will be tracked down and beaten with a potato)