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Boozy, I don't know about everyone else, but I'd love to see you at Anthrocon (or any convention you can make it to). As our new human mascot, it would be an honor to meet you, and an even bigger honor to be yelled at about lawyer shit.
We'd be happy to bribe you with booze.
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April 13, 2017
The enthusiasm for this has completely blown past my expectations. Boozy might think he can ignore us but this momentum is getting impossible to avoid.
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Honestly witnessing the absolute chaos of this would be worth the price of admission alone. Get him to pittsburgh.
DO IT. Come hang out, it will be legendary.
I'm not even going and I wanna see this poor suit get indoctrinated into the fur cult.
I don't even go to anthrocon but I'm signing just for the joy of hearing about his attending later.
I won't be there. But it'd be a real treat to have you. Even if you subscribe to zero percent of the fandom culture.
Do it!
It will be an experience....
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Boozy, I don't know about everyone else, but I'd love to see you at Anthrocon (or any convention you can make it to). As our new human mascot, it would be an honor to meet you, and an even bigger honor to be yelled at about lawyer shit.
We'd be happy to bribe you with booze.
Updates
April 13, 2017
The enthusiasm for this has completely blown past my expectations. Boozy might think he can ignore us but this momentum is getting impossible to avoid.
33 Comments
just want to buy him a beer and see what happens lmao
Honestly witnessing the absolute chaos of this would be worth the price of admission alone. Get him to pittsburgh.
DO IT. Come hang out, it will be legendary.
I'm not even going and I wanna see this poor suit get indoctrinated into the fur cult.
I don't even go to anthrocon but I'm signing just for the joy of hearing about his attending later.
I won't be there. But it'd be a real treat to have you. Even if you subscribe to zero percent of the fandom culture.
Do it!
It will be an experience....
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just want to buy him a beer and see what happens lmao