James of the Forest Band Should Learn to Play Bass Guitar.
Every year thousands of Jameses suffer from not playing bass guitar. One these Jameses is especially close to hearts. James Muir-Jones is currently the only member of the Forest Band who doesn't play an instrument and frankly is probably the least popular of the group, But heck, can you blame him? Competing with the cute sweetheart Chris, or the rugged bad boy Zach and even a fun-loving prankster like Devin. No, James is not to blame here, it's society. Not enough people are urging James to play the bass guitar. If we reach 200 signatures on this petition maybe James will begin to pursue a musical interest in bass guitaring. We need all the help we can get to help James realize his true potential and become one with the forest, and the band. Signed, The Forest Band (minus James)