Ban the Scum of Earth
As we all know, minions have been getting increasingly popular lately. This, in fact, is a problem. You see, minions used to be cute little tiny characters that made children and even adults laugh. However, it has gotten to an extent where they have their own movie. This is where it gets bad. As lovable as the minions used to be, a full-length film would be too much, they do not need it, the original movie (Despicable Me) only used them to add humor, nothing more. And as if that weren't enough, there are tons of minion-themed products out there, driving the population of earth crazy. For this reason, we have resulted that our best chance at survival is to ban those filthy things and never see them again!