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As we all know, minions have been getting increasingly popular lately. This, in fact, is a problem. You see, minions used to be cute little tiny characters that made children and even adults laugh. However, it has gotten to an extent where they have their own movie. This is where it gets bad. As lovable as the minions used to be, a full-length film would be too much, they do not need it, the original movie (Despicable Me) only used them to add humor, nothing more. And as if that weren't enough, there are tons of minion-themed products out there, driving the population of earth crazy. For this reason, we have resulted that our best chance at survival is to ban those filthy things and never see them again!
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July 21, 2015
The sheer number of people tired of yellow plastic faces is staggering. Clearly we are not the only ones feeling this exhaustion.
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I haven't told anyone this... But deep down in my heart, where love is... There is nothing but brutal hatred for minions
As a Christian mother I am absolutely disgusted by these minions, they are sending Satanic messages to my children (3 and 8) and I will be happy to never see them again!
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I HATE MINIONS!
Burn the fucking yellow meat heads
FUCK MINIONS
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
As we all know, minions have been getting increasingly popular lately. This, in fact, is a problem. You see, minions used to be cute little tiny characters that made children and even adults laugh. However, it has gotten to an extent where they have their own movie. This is where it gets bad. As lovable as the minions used to be, a full-length film would be too much, they do not need it, the original movie (Despicable Me) only used them to add humor, nothing more. And as if that weren't enough, there are tons of minion-themed products out there, driving the population of earth crazy. For this reason, we have resulted that our best chance at survival is to ban those filthy things and never see them again!
Updates
July 21, 2015
The sheer number of people tired of yellow plastic faces is staggering. Clearly we are not the only ones feeling this exhaustion.
19 Comments
I agree this has gone too far. It may have had good intentions at the start, but as Dr. Grant said in Jurassic Park III, "some of the worst things imaginable are done with the best intentions,". Our duty as human beings henceforth is to rid our planet of these brainwashing, miniatures Satanists.
I haven't told anyone this... But deep down in my heart, where love is... There is nothing but brutal hatred for minions
As a Christian mother I am absolutely disgusted by these minions, they are sending Satanic messages to my children (3 and 8) and I will be happy to never see them again!
Yes
Yes
I HATE MINIONS!
Burn the fucking yellow meat heads
FUCK MINIONS
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I agree this has gone too far. It may have had good intentions at the start, but as Dr. Grant said in Jurassic Park III, "some of the worst things imaginable are done with the best intentions,". Our duty as human beings henceforth is to rid our planet of these brainwashing, miniatures Satanists.