Finally! The time has come. I have held my feelings in since I was a little boy but now, with the confidence of a grown man, I can speak my mind with the safety instilled by my freedom of speech. For a long time I have had to deal with this problem, straight couples flaunting there sexuality in my face. Getting married, having children, doing other private things I'm probably not even aware of. That last one scares me the MOST. I can't even bare the thought of a man and a women having sex in the privacy of their homes and lives. It makes me sick. It is an abomination. As a straight man, I deny my own sexuality, yes I am a sinner, but I cannot help the way that I feel. This doesn't mean I think its right! This is why I am calling an ALL OUT BAN on STRAIGHT MARRIAGE. Its wrong! I don't have anything to back this idea up with except my own fear that was instilled in me as an ignorant young boy, but that should be enough! Especially in this beautiful and free and loving country of the USA. Please sign this petition to BAN straight marriage once and for all. I do believe it is my singular right to decide what the law should be and what the rights humans have that won't effect me. Even if you think your heterosexuality doesn't effect me, oh you are very wrong. When I have my straight dreams at night, its you that is to blame, when I see a straight couple in the streets and my flaccid penis begins to rise, its YOU I blame. When I turn the television on just to watch some safe and warm family oriented programs, I get you! Blasting your heterosexual erotica in my face. I can't believe JUNO is a movie. I want to say to all my brothers and sisters out there who share this belief of anti-straight marriage and relationships, that you are not alone, that YOU too want this abomination to end. Straight marriage is wrong and should be stopped. I am giving the world a chance to do that. Sign this petition and BAN STRAIGHT MARRIAGE TODAY!

Thank you,

Narcissist, Ignorant, Fool