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Hello fellow Pragueans, Comrades and commoners. Welcome to the new religion of the modern praguean society. Prague Satan. In Praguean mythology Pratan is the unholy overlord of everything. Pratan is the answer to all our issues in our feeble community. Pratan died for nothing because he is still alive Unlike Jesus. Sign this petition for a free iPhone XI. Pratan is the lord of our society and soon he will be the downfall of it to. When we transgress to our holy motherland PRATANIA!!!!!!
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December 11, 2017
The stories shared in the comments reveal a deep restlessness within our city that goes beyond simple irony. I am currently reaching out to individuals who might help us understand how to formalize our movement toward Pratania. Silence from the authorities is expected but it only confirms that we are challenging their comfort.
December 11, 2017
The momentum behind this movement reflects a quiet shift in how our community views the legacy of Pratan. Watching this idea resonate with so many people confirms that we are ready to embrace a new path toward Pratania.
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PRATAN IS ETERNAL ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD OF PRAGUE
pratan will rise again soon enough
This sucks
Pratan shall return!!
Pratan shall rule us all!!
Pratan is the true overlord. He shall be returned from exile!!
lo
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Hello fellow Pragueans, Comrades and commoners. Welcome to the new religion of the modern praguean society. Prague Satan. In Praguean mythology Pratan is the unholy overlord of everything. Pratan is the answer to all our issues in our feeble community. Pratan died for nothing because he is still alive Unlike Jesus. Sign this petition for a free iPhone XI. Pratan is the lord of our society and soon he will be the downfall of it to. When we transgress to our holy motherland PRATANIA!!!!!!
Updates
December 11, 2017
The stories shared in the comments reveal a deep restlessness within our city that goes beyond simple irony. I am currently reaching out to individuals who might help us understand how to formalize our movement toward Pratania. Silence from the authorities is expected but it only confirms that we are challenging their comfort.
December 11, 2017
The momentum behind this movement reflects a quiet shift in how our community views the legacy of Pratan. Watching this idea resonate with so many people confirms that we are ready to embrace a new path toward Pratania.
19 Comments
where is my iphone????? this is weird but ok
PRATAN IS ETERNAL ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD OF PRAGUE
pratan will rise again soon enough
This sucks
Pratan shall return!!
Pratan shall rule us all!!
Pratan is the true overlord. He shall be returned from exile!!
lo
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where is my iphone????? this is weird but ok