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Stop Armageddon!

Stop Armageddon!

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Started by Anonymous 19 years, 3 months ago
Asteroids are always threatening to wipe us out. Sometimes they get as close as 100,000 KM away! This madness has to stop! Our options are limited. We all know that Bruce Willis is too pansy to board an aeroplane, never mind a top of the line asteroid-pwning space craft. Our collective lazors can never be charged enough to thwart this potentially real danger. The only resort we have left is the power of the people! Online petitions, surely the greatest gift of the internets, will ensure that we prevail! Sign this petition and let those icy orbs of death know who\'s boss! Together we shall prevail!

Updates

November 3, 2007

I really never imagined that so many of you would take this threat seriously. This momentum belongs entirely to you because I am just an ordinary person typing on a laptop. It is honestly humbling to see that we are finally paying attention to those icy orbs.

Reached 100 supporters

November 3, 2007

9 Comments

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Sarah Duncan
19 years ago Featured

THIS IS TERRIFYING PLS STOP THE SPACE ROCKS

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Mike Malhotra
19 years ago Featured

my kids are scared to sleep at night cuz of this. keep the sky safe.

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Dave Brooks
19 years ago Featured

nasa is hiding stuff from us. they know the rocks are coming and they arent doing anything. wake up people.

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Tom Turner
19 years ago Featured

too many close calls lately. something in orbit is off. fix it.

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Jessica Hart
19 years ago Featured

why isnt the gov doing more about the sky lasers? its like they want us to get hit.

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Gary Khan
19 years ago Featured

dont let the icy death rocks win. keep earth safe for my family.

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Amy harring
5 years ago

We do not want another Armageddon race war this ends right now

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Amy harring
5 years ago

Armageddon must end now helter skelter will fall

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