Petition to have Andrew Prior Grow the Abe Lincoln Beard.
It is only a moustache. One single, french Maginot Line of hair that is preventing Andrew Prior from having a glorious Abraham Lincolnesque beard. Daniel Day-Lewis had no problem growing such facial declotage, and he is simply an actor. Daniel Day-Lewis didn't even have to showcase his ability to demo the Business Development Center. This petition represents our grass roots demand for him to shave his selfish lip-guard and fully pay homage to our 16th president. Also he should wear a top hat and long overcoat to complete the ensemble.