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Petition to have Andrew Prior Grow the Abe Lincoln Beard.
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Petition to have Andrew Prior Grow the Abe Lincoln Beard.

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Started by Anonymous 13 years, 5 months ago
0 Updates 2 Comments
It is only a moustache. One single, french Maginot Line of hair that is preventing Andrew Prior from having a glorious Abraham Lincolnesque beard. Daniel Day-Lewis had no problem growing such facial declotage, and he is simply an actor. Daniel Day-Lewis didn't even have to showcase his ability to demo the Business Development Center. This petition represents our grass roots demand for him to shave his selfish lip-guard and fully pay homage to our 16th president. Also he should wear a top hat and long overcoat to complete the ensemble.

2 Comments

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Sarah Mitchell
13 years ago Featured

DO IT ANDREW. The lip hair is holding you back from true greatness. We need the full beard look for the BDC demos ASAP.

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Mike Saleh
13 years ago Featured

The moustache is just not cutting it man. Time to go full Lincoln, get the hat and coat and show us what you got!

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