Being as the World Cup is only played every four years; and further that the US Team has gotten to octafinals; and further that this is a vastly better team than even people who know soccer anticipated; and further that the entire match with halftime should take no longer than two hours, the undersigned ask Benevolent Overlord Jason Warren to suspend coaching between 3-5pm CST to allow all extempers and extemp staff to watch this elimination game.