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This petition is to get Alex Jones the secret government life extending technology so that he may experience interdimensional travel just like god promised him. This is absolutely necessary to save him from from the alien demons that are currently taking over the earth.
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I endorse this petition, I want the Rockefeller Illumanti Hospital inside the Nazi Hollow Moon base to get into this right away... ah don't bother I will just send the command via the vaccine microchip implants.
He said he needs this. Who am I to stand in his way, I'm a kind humanist and help people.
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Would LOVE to see Alex live at the RITZ! And be back inside the RITZ once again❤️
I feel sorry for Alex. He seems so desperate.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
This petition is to get Alex Jones the secret government life extending technology so that he may experience interdimensional travel just like god promised him. This is absolutely necessary to save him from from the alien demons that are currently taking over the earth.
22 Comments
We all need to pull together to make this mans (lizard overlord?) dreams come true. I have tried wishing on a star for him, maybe this will be more successful?
I endorse this petition, I want the Rockefeller Illumanti Hospital inside the Nazi Hollow Moon base to get into this right away... ah don't bother I will just send the command via the vaccine microchip implants.
He said he needs this. Who am I to stand in his way, I'm a kind humanist and help people.
YESSSSSS
Comedy
Would LOVE to see Alex live at the RITZ! And be back inside the RITZ once again❤️
I feel sorry for Alex. He seems so desperate.
NOW !!!
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We all need to pull together to make this mans (lizard overlord?) dreams come true. I have tried wishing on a star for him, maybe this will be more successful?