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He literally rants about nothing and it works perfectly. Give him the job.
Elliott is fine but he doesnt have the same energy as Rory. Rory is meant for tv.
Rory is the only guy who could pull this off. Watching him rant is way better than anything else on tv right now.
YES PLEASE. rory is hilarious. i miss hearing those crazy rants every night.
Rory is the man. Nobody does a passionate rant like him.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
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September 28, 2011
The momentum behind this campaign proves that people want a commentator who argues with absolute confidence regardless of the facts. Post our link to your Facebook feed right now to keep this energy moving. Send an email to your local news editor demanding they cover why Rory Albanese is the only logical successor for the segment.
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The daily show was never the same after he left. totally agree that he needs to be the one to take over.
He literally rants about nothing and it works perfectly. Give him the job.
Elliott is fine but he doesnt have the same energy as Rory. Rory is meant for tv.
Rory is the only guy who could pull this off. Watching him rant is way better than anything else on tv right now.
YES PLEASE. rory is hilarious. i miss hearing those crazy rants every night.
Rory is the man. Nobody does a passionate rant like him.
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The daily show was never the same after he left. totally agree that he needs to be the one to take over.