This is your fault goyim! You didn't give them enough economic opportunity!
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Ignignokt
7 years ago
On the moon, we’ve invented our own trust fund that is so superior it never has to be paid back. And that’s good because we spent it all on beer! Mexican beer! That is the cheapest of all beers.
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The Great Coonsby
7 years ago
Mo money fo dem programz cuz
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Nick Gurr
7 years ago
Hallelujah it bez kwanzaa ahredy
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DA TROOF
7 years ago
It bez whiteyz fault
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Gibs meadolla
7 years ago
this has got to be the dumbest petition I’ve seen here yet. 2 mil signatures for more gibs and using the buzzword of slavery? If your ancestors weren’t even dragged here you’d be living in Africa living in mud huts and dying of Ebola instead of living in a nice section 8 house and free kfc. How about teaching your fellow nigguz to earn their own money and not waste it all on stupid rims for your hoopties and maybe you’d actually start seeing the Africans get some respect. But nope, it’s just gibs and crime.
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Tyrone Sheeeeeeeeiiit
7 years ago
Them mean old honkeys not beez gibin muh nigguzz enuff gibs. Dat makes me want to burn and rob businesses, convenience stores, and homes, and kill innocent people. Yeah, dat dere beez reasonable! BIX NOOD MUFUGGAH!
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John Commonsense
7 years ago
40 acres and a mule, $2 billion, nothing will ever be enough for useless, whiny nigggers.
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D'Nigerian Skammuh
7 years ago
I can give you the two billion dollars my friend. Please expediently e-mail me with your intentions so I can facilitate the transfer of these unclaimed funds from the Nigerian government. Time is of the essence, please coontact muh as soon possible. God bless you my brother.
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Tom Jones
7 years ago
Do they make nigggers any dumber than this guy? He thinks he's going to get 2 million nigggers to sign this stupid petition? Get a clue, niggger.
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Nevanuff Gibbs
7 years ago
Dayum ah luvz da gibs!
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Felonius Monk
7 years ago
I wants to open a bidness trainin' organ grinder monkeys to gib hand jobs to da brutha's. You know, I kin sell dem monkeys fo' a lot of money or jus' rent dem out once dey trained!
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Tyrone Downlow
7 years ago
Yo dis Kelvin sugg mah digg awda time so ah betta gets mah shareda gibs
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King Moobooto Mufeme of All of Africa
7 years ago
I am African king and I demand my share of the $2 billion so I can bring prosperity to the people of Africa! I get my share or I will cast a spell on Mr. Kelvin.
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Collard T Green
7 years ago
Lemme tell u sumfin ah cud sure use me sum dem gibs from dat 2 billin. Ah iz a bit down on mah lugg rite now jus caint fine no job n sheet. aint no one hirin!
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Shufflefoot Jones
7 years ago
I so excited! Dis happen and I kin hire fo'ty people to craps in da bottles fo' muh jenkum business and buy all de balloons I needs to put on da bottles to catch dem vapors frum all dat fermentin' sewage!
Ebberbody goan get highhhh, dawg!
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D'Harland Sanderscoon
7 years ago
Dayum niggga gimme dat ho 2 billin an ima open up a buncha kfc chiggun plazez an beez makin lotsa munny n' sheet an den ahz gun get me lotsa bichezz n den starta rappin n sheet
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Bill Coonsby
7 years ago
You can never succeed as long as you are lazy, violent, willfully ignorant, and have a low IQ.
So the vast majority of those you seek to help, cannot be helped.
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LaQueenia Jones
7 years ago
Oh dis gun be great ah got keeidsda feed an ah duhSERV da get a ho buncha deez gibs!
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D'Turdlius Williams
7 years ago
Naw ah see aw kinza nigggas sinin dis here tishin, lookie here nigggas ah gots firss dibs onda gibs and iffin u fugg wif me ima put a cap in yo azz! naw wen dem gibs gun be redee kevin?
This is your fault goyim! You didn't give them enough economic opportunity!
On the moon, we’ve invented our own trust fund that is so superior it never has to be paid back. And that’s good because we spent it all on beer! Mexican beer! That is the cheapest of all beers.
Mo money fo dem programz cuz
Hallelujah it bez kwanzaa ahredy
It bez whiteyz fault
this has got to be the dumbest petition I’ve seen here yet. 2 mil signatures for more gibs and using the buzzword of slavery? If your ancestors weren’t even dragged here you’d be living in Africa living in mud huts and dying of Ebola instead of living in a nice section 8 house and free kfc. How about teaching your fellow nigguz to earn their own money and not waste it all on stupid rims for your hoopties and maybe you’d actually start seeing the Africans get some respect. But nope, it’s just gibs and crime.
Them mean old honkeys not beez gibin muh nigguzz enuff gibs. Dat makes me want to burn and rob businesses, convenience stores, and homes, and kill innocent people. Yeah, dat dere beez reasonable! BIX NOOD MUFUGGAH!
40 acres and a mule, $2 billion, nothing will ever be enough for useless, whiny nigggers.
I can give you the two billion dollars my friend. Please expediently e-mail me with your intentions so I can facilitate the transfer of these unclaimed funds from the Nigerian government. Time is of the essence, please coontact muh as soon possible. God bless you my brother.
Do they make nigggers any dumber than this guy? He thinks he's going to get 2 million nigggers to sign this stupid petition? Get a clue, niggger.
Dayum ah luvz da gibs!
I wants to open a bidness trainin' organ grinder monkeys to gib hand jobs to da brutha's. You know, I kin sell dem monkeys fo' a lot of money or jus' rent dem out once dey trained!
Yo dis Kelvin sugg mah digg awda time so ah betta gets mah shareda gibs
I am African king and I demand my share of the $2 billion so I can bring prosperity to the people of Africa! I get my share or I will cast a spell on Mr. Kelvin.
Lemme tell u sumfin ah cud sure use me sum dem gibs from dat 2 billin. Ah iz a bit down on mah lugg rite now jus caint fine no job n sheet. aint no one hirin!
I so excited! Dis happen and I kin hire fo'ty people to craps in da bottles fo' muh jenkum business and buy all de balloons I needs to put on da bottles to catch dem vapors frum all dat fermentin' sewage! Ebberbody goan get highhhh, dawg!
Dayum niggga gimme dat ho 2 billin an ima open up a buncha kfc chiggun plazez an beez makin lotsa munny n' sheet an den ahz gun get me lotsa bichezz n den starta rappin n sheet
You can never succeed as long as you are lazy, violent, willfully ignorant, and have a low IQ. So the vast majority of those you seek to help, cannot be helped.
Oh dis gun be great ah got keeidsda feed an ah duhSERV da get a ho buncha deez gibs!
Naw ah see aw kinza nigggas sinin dis here tishin, lookie here nigggas ah gots firss dibs onda gibs and iffin u fugg wif me ima put a cap in yo azz! naw wen dem gibs gun be redee kevin?