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African American "New Deal" Petition

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Gonorrhea Syphilisha Jackson
7 years ago

Oh lawdy! I gits me a check, Imma open up a combination ho house/ crack house and fried chicken bidness! Ya'll kin eat, get stoned and do da nasty with a 300 pound sow!

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Poopooti Gordon
7 years ago

Seriously, nigggers are total wastrels; they buy what they desire and then beg and steal what they need.

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Haywood JaBlowMe
7 years ago Featured

"In addition, when paid back, the original loaned amounts go back into the trust and are made available to future minority ventures." 95% OF THE LOANS WOULD NEVER BE PAID BACK, START A BUSINESS IN THE HOOD AND SEE HOW LONG IT LASTS.

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D'Coonius Negroidius
7 years ago

Aw haylz ya! 2 billin dollah, gimme wun dem loans fo mah bidness but don beez aksin meda pay it back n sheet

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Bob DeseNutz
7 years ago

I WILL BUY THEM ALL THE MULES THEY WANT, PROVIDED THEY AGREE TO RIDE THEM TO AFRICA.

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Sheik YerBouti
7 years ago Featured

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY WASTE THE LOANS ON HUGE $6000 RIMS FOR THEIR $400 CARS AND NEVER PAY THE LOANS BACK? THEY WILL JUST WANT MORE MONEY, AS USUAL. THERE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH GIBS TO SATISFY THESE PARASITES.

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Astute MoFo
7 years ago

Show me a living slave or a living slave owner and then we can talk about reparations. The idiot that wrote this garbage masquerading as a "petition" has to be legally brain dead.

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Raging RapeApe
7 years ago

WHERE DA WHITE WIMMEN AT?

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Dindu Nuffin
7 years ago

I biz spendin ma EBT in colt-45 an sheit. I beez a good ni66ra

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Poopooti Johnson-Washington
7 years ago

Mr President: do NOT cave into the demands of these nigggers! They are nothing but Parasites and Sub-Prosimians

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Cacadoudou Poopooti
7 years ago

Ah wants muh reparations now, an' Ah'm a real live Apefrican.

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Tyresha Gibs Moe
7 years ago

sho wait a min you beez sayin if i sign dis here petishins i beez gettin moe gibs me dat frum da wiet tax payers? well shieeeeet i beez sinin dis. i iz sick n tire ob spenin muh EBTn'foo stams on dem KFC, skrimps, Kools an col fody fives. i beez already habin 12 keedz i iz pregnan wit anufer one n no baby daddy fo all dem keedz, some ones gotta pay fo all muh keedz dey beez hongry gnomesayin?