African American "New Deal" Petition

Anything to bleed the goyim dry! Let the nigggers do our dirty work, heh heh heh!

If you nigggers were really the equal of humans, you wouldn’t need government gibsmedats in order to start businesses.

I like niggger dick, since I’m too fat and dirty for a white man.

Sheeit mang, iz gun gets me sum braid for muh new hussel! Gnomesane?

Shonuffia Jackson ayo das straif gang sheeit gnomesayin cuh? Dey wuz crackaz n we wuz gypshuns!

7 years ago Featured

Jamal Jenkumsniffer be right! Muh cuzzin got in on dat fake black farmer reparations deal and got a check eben doh she ain't nebber lived nowhere but in da city and ain't nebber growed nuthin' in her entire life. I doan know how she did it but dat's why we needs instructions!

All dis sound good but you ain't tellin' us how to set up lots of diffrunt fake I.D.s and social security numba's to get lots of diffrunt loans so we can run off wid da money and disappear and be all rich and sheeit. I know dat's what da plan be but you ain't gibbon us da details! Ain't heard nuthin' on da street yet. C'mon, man! You gots to reveal da deal sumhow, sumway!

Jigga, ook eek. I beez gettin me sum dollaz

Biznatch where is mo money

We wants sum white wimmenz too wit dem reparashuns n sheeeeeeeeit

This is payback for the shoah goyim!

I beez gettin me sum white womanz wit dat cash yo and sum rims n teef n sheeit.

Yo! Ay beez needin’ dis money fo’ some new grillz, aye’it!

I dun inbented dese giant 3 foot long foam rubba muhdiks wid lead n da head dat da brutha's kin attach to da outside front ob dere pants so dey kin walks around floppin' dat thang ebberwhere in da artistical fashion. It jes lak twerkin' ceptin' it fo' da mens. I jes needs da money fo' de foam rubba and fo' de lead weights!

7 years ago Featured

Why I gots ta pays da money back if'n I gits it? I ain't doin' dat! I gonna set up a fake sto' front and claim da bidness failed, file da bankruptcy and be livin' large on dat money, honey! Jes wait! I gonna gets me a purple Cadillac, a fur coat and sum silk panties! Oh! And a weave and sum nails too!

My hand hurts from slapping the ruler so fast and my legs hurt from running so fast and my nose hurts from getting close to so many apes that are absolutely terrible at math.

Ok I will give in to your demands. However I cannot give you two billion, so instead I will be adding gnome saiyans to my popular show. So many nigguhs love all the screaming and destruction and seem obsessed with gnomes and saiyans so I’m gonna give them what they want.

I’d rather make a petition to see trumps reaction to this petition. He’d laugh.

You niggggers want 2 billion dollars because of slavery? This is gotta be one of the silliest ideas ever concieved by you chimpanzees, human with a functioning brain will realize that the 2billion will be wasted on impulsive BS luxury items such as stupid spinning golden rims on your 2000$ hooptie of a car, gold teeth that will be spoiled by your ghetto eating habits. Who in their right mind would issue a 2 billion dollar loan with 0% compound interest rates to the most wastrel species on the planet? Its always “gib me gib me gib me gib me an if iz don get muh gibs wez gonna be riotin tonite” how about you clean up your acts, stop being such violent animals, stop slangin dope, shooting each other and us humans, stop your looting and leeching, get a job and save up your money. Even the magic niggggers that get a job blow all their money in 1 weekend after payday meanwhile your all collecting free money. Its not enough you get free food with ebt, cheaper housing, preferential treatment in job hiring practices, academia and media sympathy to the point its total codling. No thats not enough now you want 2 BILLION dollars for what? Slavery? Every ethnicity on the planet at some point in time was enslaved by someone else, its only you nigggers that demand reperations for the rest of human history. You niggggers should be thankful your ancestors sold you into slavery and get to experience the wonders of a first world european nation. How about we ship you all back to apefreaka which is ravaged with poverty, deadly diseases, corrupt and unstable govts, no working infrastructure, no civil and public services and soil erosion.

Ah wants mah repamarashuns now! Gibs me dats!