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African American "New Deal" Petition

112 Comments

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Nasty Snatch Pelosi
7 years ago

I love the blacks, I just dont want any of the disgusting creatures in my gated community, yet the simple minded fuknutz keep voting democrat. Praise black Jeebus!!!!!n

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Le Happy Merchant
7 years ago

Yes goyim. Do our bidding for us hehe

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Oombatu Mamoomba
7 years ago

Cmon mang! Sign dis heer patishunz, so Iz can getz me some mo malt likka and

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Muhdik
7 years ago

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Morshu
7 years ago

Sorry niggggers, I can’t give credit! Come back when you’re a little MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM richer!

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Kang of Shithut Village
7 years ago

Oh lawdy ah cantz wait to take credit for NASA mining dat gold rock in spayc! Not only did we build da perimids n invent the hooptie n sheeeeit now the proud Africans can also have brought wealth to all of nigs! Wez gonna rayp every yt wimin we can!

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M'bele Africantus
7 years ago

My great grandfather x20 inbented da termite stick fo' fishin' termites outta dey mounds but dem damn chimpanzees stoled de idea frum him! Even monkees be stealin' our inbentions! I wuz gonna open a termite safari bidness an' sell dose sticks to tourists so dey could gibs dem to da monkees but da damn monkees stoled da stick idea ages ago and ruined muh life!

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Muhcoochie Stankenstein
7 years ago

40 acres and a mule? Hell naw! I wants me 40 donkeys so I kin open up muh donkey show and be gittin' humped by dem donkeys! I gonna be a star attraction in da hood ya'll!

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Kang Wewuznsheit
7 years ago

We wuz errrthang!

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O'rangello D'Marcus Cooningham
7 years ago

ah ain't playin ahz gonna get dat paper nomesayin. dem cracker azz muthafuggas beez owin dat sheeit. dem wyt wimmens gon beez all over muhdik! Wakanda forever yo!

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Cacadoudou Poopooti
7 years ago

Ah wants mah repamarations!

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Nig Ger
7 years ago

There will never, ever be reparations, but repatriations are coming for you apes.

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Urine Sowapotamus
7 years ago

Ow mooch is 2 beelion I canz count dat hi cus wyte skool seestem bee keepin me and my 20 keeids down n sheeeeit! Is dat enough to feed them all kfc daily for 8 yeeahs and gets dem all guns and gold teef and 22 ench spinnahs on me Cadillac?

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Groidilla Niglottomus
7 years ago

Sheeeeeeiit ise gonna takes dis fund an invent a booletproof suit n sheeeit den we can finally oberthro da popo and do our lootin n raypin in complete safety!

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Freddy D'Chitlins
7 years ago

Yo make me won dem lones n sheet, Ima start a bidness sellin waddymelon, chitlins, collard greens n chiggun. Rite affa ah get high n sheet but dats wut make me tigg nowumsane?

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D'Quartavious Newdeelz
7 years ago

I beein lookin' fow mo gibs fowa long time n it luggin like mah sheeip come in n sheet! Whereda ah pigg up mah gibs?

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Shoneesta Laquian
7 years ago

Oh lawdy jeebus! Iz gunna get me sum nu weaves an feengernales!

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Lil Shekel
7 years ago

Muh dik muhfuggaz bix nood!

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Elizabeth Warren
7 years ago

Listen up nigggers, when I become president, I’m going to give every niggger $300000. And I’ll let all nigggers out of prison!✊

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Shayquan Gibsmedat III
7 years ago

Weez gun build nu paramids an lern ta fly wit r minds, jus lik r flyin gypshun ansestahs!