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African American "New Deal" Petition

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bakketbawljones
7 years ago

Iz sign de pititon if you niigggahz send me free bakketbaw tikkets n sum blow

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Hooptievius McCracken
7 years ago

stop wiffin da tishins an start givin me mah gibs cuz ah iz sigg n tired uh waye ihn fo mah gibs an iffin ah don geddim soon ah iz gun chimp out an lige da inredble hulk u ain gone lige me when ize angree!

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deArtFoolDindu
7 years ago

Dem crackas betta coffed up de dough. I needz to s'pan my coke bizniz n buy me sum new shynee rims n bix nood sum ho

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LaSproglauncher Jones
7 years ago

Ah aint got no mo time fo dis so lissen up ah got keeids da feed an aw want mo gibs dan ah iz geh in now cuz affa ah feeid mah keeids ah ain got nuffs leff fow geh un mah weave and ah need mah weave!

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Ookin Spook
7 years ago

Dem white muhfuggas be keepin' us down! Das rite!

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Rastafarian McCoonius
7 years ago

Who gun bring me mah gibs? Ah is dizzabled n sheet an cant leev mah crib fo nuffin essept muhdik, malt liqqa, newports an kfc

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Tyrone McWilliims
7 years ago

huh huh at dat cracka inda pitcher... dat niggga shakin he han prolly stole he watch n wallit n sheet.. serve dat honky ass mufuggah rite fo trussin dat niggga n shagen he han

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D'Smellius Turduckin
7 years ago

dayum rite it beez a hissorical struggle fo us nigggaz... erry day beez a struggle da wake up befow 2 inda affernoon an da white debils don wanna hire us nigggaz cuz we likea sleep aw day n sheet

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D'Muhdikness Mutombo
7 years ago

God dayum new deelz don meen sheeit unless ah get mah gibs god dayumit don beez fuhgettin bout me mufuggah

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LaStankyhooch Twatavious
7 years ago

Ah got keeids da feed an day betta beez lotsa gibs fo me in dat to billin o ahz gun chimp out fo sho mmmm hmmm!

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D'Nigreus Jackscoon
7 years ago

My ancestors were enslaved by the white man and because of that, I deserve reparations. Gibs me dats!

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D'Rapearious Williams
7 years ago

Dayum ah nevuh even gots mah fowdy akeus an mule, muffagah! Wherez ah goda get dat? Ah figger ah iz gun muhdik da mule an da fowdy akeus ah can use fo hangin wif da homiez.

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Where Da White Wimmenz At
7 years ago

Ah wuhnts me sum wyatt bitch n sheeeeit

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GoRilla MonkeyShite
7 years ago

Whens do I beez gittin muh check? I need muh some KFC and grape drank

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CoonApe McDinduNuffin
7 years ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahah, YEAH...WHATEVER.

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Tyrone Looterape
7 years ago

Ah beez opening up a chitlin bizniss but da whyt debil tol me mah eye que be low n sheeeeiit! How ahz increas it? Does it go up if I rayp a yt bich or burn down a seben eleben? Mah homies gonna help me get it open!

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Shakwonda Licepicker
7 years ago

I gots an inbention! It be a scalp scraper! you know, fo' when da weave get taken off and dat one inch layer of dead skin, mold and cooties needs to be scraped off! Gibs me da money!

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Ibeeza Chimpin
7 years ago Featured

Dey ain't gonna gibs us nothin'! I tol' dat small bidness administrational office I wanted munny to start up a banana farm in Idaho and dey said no! Dey lied and said bananas won't grow up dere! Dey always keepin' us down!

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Sir Muhdikery Rapealot
7 years ago Featured

Resources to fund a bidness? Sheeit. You opens a sto' in da hood, you betta have iron bars on de windows and on de doe or dat place get stolen blind in a heartbeat! An' you betta be behind bullet proof glass too so you don't gets shot! Word!

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Shitosha Mushmouth
7 years ago

If we'd gotten dat 40 acres and a mule, you know dat mule would have been muhdiked and da acres would hab been sold off for liquor, ho's, bling and livin' large fo' awhile. It wouldn't hab made no diffrunce at all fo' mos' black folks in da long run. I's jes' keepin' it real dawg and tellin' da troof. Ain't nobody woulda got nothin' frum dere ancestors to build wealth on. Jes like today if'n we got dat money- it be used for cadillacs, tv's, gold grills, spinnin' rims, bling, blunts, and all kinds of foolishness jes so ebberbody could get their looksatme fix and feel impawtant.