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African American "New Deal" Petition

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David Jeffrey Merwin
4 years ago

We must increase funding for African American Heritage, and build monuments honoring Black History.

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Jerome Donuffin
7 years ago

I gots ta speaks up! Don't ya'll listen to Miz Screechincoon! I tried one of her buttnana's and when I farted dat buttnana flewed across da room at a hunnerd miles an hour and kilt muh dog! Muh pit bull be laying dere all dead and sheeit wid a buttnana stuck in his eye. I think it dun pierced his brain. Imma sue dat bitch but she ain't got nuthin!

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Hysteria Screechincoon
7 years ago

Aw hell naw! Dis tition only gots 124 signaturicals? I iz pissed off, ya'll! I wuz gonna open up muh coochie cake bidness! Dem coochie cakes be jes like dose round thangs in da mens urinals but da sista's shove dem up dey coochies to stop da stank. We needs our coochie cakes! We wants our coochie cakes! I eben got an idea for buttnana's dat peoples kin shove up dey butts so dat when dey be fartin' it don't stank so bad! Buttnanas be da bomb, ya'll!

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Dumb Stupid Niggger
7 years ago

Only a niggger would be dumb enough to think it would get 2 million nigggers to sign a useless petition.

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Fecalosia Buttnugget
7 years ago

I iz signin' dis tishon because muh granma who I be named affer and who owned a ho house where I wuz borned had a bidness and I wants one too!

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Crapalosha Sowtits McFunkenstein
7 years ago

I beleebs dat all black folks should live fo' free= free rent, free food, free cars, free electricity, free water and all black folks should be able to eat at restaurants fo' free and go into any sto' and jes pick up anything they want and not hab to pays fo' it. Dat muh dream and da dream of all nigggers in da hood!

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Sowzilla Seekingibs
7 years ago

I wants money fo' nuthin'! I ain't doin' sheeit to gits it and I ain't payin' nuthin' back neither! Gibs it to me now!

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Spook McDindu
7 years ago

Dey wuz kangz

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Koko the Second
7 years ago

Me and the rest of the gorillas have never burned down a gas station or rAPEd another in our entire lives and now google photos has to classify me as a worthless smelly parasitic niggger? Why do we come second to those shiitskins?

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Afrikang Koonman
7 years ago

I be majorin in negrology!

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Massa Sho Be Rite
7 years ago

You niggggers want 2 billion dollars because of slavery? This is gotta be one of the silliest ideas ever concieved by you chimpanzees, any human with a functioning brain will realize that the 2 billion will be wasted on impulsive BS luxury items such as stupid spinning golden rims on your 2000$ hooptie of a car and gold teeth that will be spoiled by your ghetto eating habits. Who in their right mind would issue a 2 billion dollar loan with 0% compound interest rates to the most wastrel species on the planet? It’s always “gib me gib me gib me gib me an if iz don get muh gibs wez gonna be riotin tonite” how about you clean up your acts, stop being such violent animals, stop slangin dope, shooting each other and us humans, stop your looting and leeching, get a job and save up your money. Even the magic niggggers that get a job blow all their money in 1 weekend after payday meanwhile you’re all collecting free money. It’s not enough you get free food with EBT, cheaper housing, preferential treatment in job hiring practices, academia and media sympathy to the point its total coddling. No that’s not enough now you want 2 BILLION dollars for what? Slavery? Every ethnicity on the planet at some point in time was enslaved by someone else, its only you nigggers that demand reperations for the rest of human history. You niggggers should be thankful your ancestors sold you into slavery and get to experience the wonders of a first world european nation. How about we ship you all back to apefreaka which is ravaged with poverty, deadly diseases, corrupt and unstable govts, no working infrastructure, no civil and public services and soil erosion.

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Todd Ianuzzi
7 years ago

Beavis and Butthead are right on about the niggger plague. They really suck.

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Beavis
7 years ago

Yeah, yeah! Nigggers suck! Heh heh heh, yeah yeah! They suck! They SUCK!

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Butt-Head
7 years ago

Uhhh... huh huh huh... this niggger is like, stupid and stuff! Huh huh huh, and their music videos suck!

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Retardia Blubberbutt
7 years ago

Why I gots to oped a bidness and why I gots to pay any mony back? Ya'll shud jus' gibs me da mony. I too lazy fo' anything else.

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SS Gibsmedat
7 years ago

Weez in route to a new country to rayp der wimmin and burn down their villages and take da money from their taxpayers!

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D'Nigreus Cacadoudou
7 years ago

Enough is enough, already! Give the black nigggers their rapeanations--by sending them back to Sub-Saharan Africa where they belong!

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We Neferwuzkangz
7 years ago

We wuz gypshuns but we stillz needz whiteyz reparashuns!

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BuckWheat Muhdiks
7 years ago

Darla said my dictate gud

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Eddie Ebola Jr
7 years ago

Keep eating your bushmeat.