Thomas Rand's corn rap is an artistic masterpiece in the form of song that has been beloved by many for several years. And, since the moment I first heard the words "corn" come out of Thomas's inspired larynx, I have yearned, like many others, to hear a second verse of this sensational work of modern art. In pursuit of fulfilling this desire, this petition has been developed. Therefore, I invite you to join, sit by the fire, roast some corn, and stay a while for your presence is immensely appreciated. And, while you're here, please sign this petition to further our noble cause and anticipatingly await the arrival of the second verse of Thomas's Rands timeless melodic expression of the depth of the human experience. Thank you!