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What Are Thoooosssee!? - Ban Birkenstocks from CSUN

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A pandemic is spreading it's way swiftly across campuses throughout the nation. It comes swiftly, with no warning and no remorse. You may have seen them and not noticed. They hide low and stay out of sight. They keep to themselves until they slowly claim another victim right out from under their feet.

You know what I'm talking about.

Birkenstocks - aka Satan's Sandals.

These hideous excuses for shoes are infecting our campus like a plauge. Look around you. Soon you will find that even the most beautiful feet are being corrupted by these grandma slippers. And we all thought Crocs were bad... how were we supposed to know...

Enough is enough. It's time to take action.

This petition is deigned to bring power back to the people's hands, and more importantly, to their feet. Birkenstocks MUST be banned from CSUN before we all fall prey to to this fashion epidemic.

Join us and together we can block Birkenstocks from ever setting foot on our beautiful campus again. If we complete this survey by Sunday night, October 11, 2015, the campus will consider this ban.

Do your part to make our campus more beautiful. With numbers, there is power. Let's all do our part!

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