12 Months of Monsters in Milk
We, the undersigned, as faithful brand enthusiasts of Monster Cereals going back to our childhood, request that General Mills make all five monster cereals available 12 months of the year. Yes, we said five. We do not exclude the later adopted Yummy Mummy from this request in addition to Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry and Fruit Brute. Further, we would ask for a return to the classic design and box stylings of these the cereals. Popular culture has embraced monsters with decided dedication over the past decade. The time is now to dig up the Count's coffin, lightning zap Frankenberry and shake up the graveyard for the Brute, Boo and the Mummy. We would not object to a new Monster Cereal to help kickstart the brand again. Perhaps Zomberry. We are not children anymore, but we have them. We don't have to convince our parents of the vitamin and nutrient content of our milk-soaked breakfast food. We have cash and we're willing to spend it box by box. We hope you see things our way before the coming Zomberry Apocalypse.