We, the emotionally neglected friends of Mai (Inara,Hanna,Helene, and Frida), are launching this extremely serious petition to demand the immediate relocation of Mai, Ben, Oliver, and Baby #2 (currently under construction 👶) to Uppsala or Stockholm.

THE PROBLEM:

Mai and her family have decided to live in NORTHERN SWEDEN. Yes, NORTH. Where it’s cold, far away, and frankly, disrespectful to the rest of us.

This geographical betrayal has resulted in several serious issues:

• Severe Oliver deficiency: We are missing out on valuable Oliver time

• Baby #2 is coming: Another tiny human we are expected to love FROM A DISTANCE??? Absolutely unacceptable.

• Mai makes incredible sushi: And yet we are receiving approximately ZERO free sushi. In this economy??? Criminal

• Ben is also involved: We like Ben. Never met the guy but am sure he is 100% goofy and retarded! 

• Emotional damages: We are being forced to maintain a long-distance friendship against our will.

OUR DEMANDS:

Mai, Ben, Oliver, and Baby #2 must relocate to Uppsala or Stockholm. 

Mai must provide occasional homemade sushi as compensation for the emotional suffering caused by this separation.

Ben must cooperate with this operation. His opinion is valued but will not affect the final decision.

BUT MOVING IS EXPENSIVE IN SWEDEN!

We understand. That’s why we are officially accepting Swish donations to the Mai Relocation Fund™. Every krona counts. No refunds. All proceeds go toward bringing our favorite family closer (and securing our free sushi supply). 🍣

SIGN THIS PETITION OR ELSE!

#BringMaiHome #FreeOliver #ReleaseTheSushi #BenPleaseCooperate

Disclaimer: This petition is legally meaningless but emotionally binding. All demands are made with love, desperation, also Ai was used in the making of this petition cuz am not fucking creative OKAY DONT JUDGE ME!!