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Make Metal Gear Online (2) accessible to Hippos

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There are a large amount of Hippopotamuses that are waiting for an online game that will be accessible to them. Making MGO hippo friendly is a great way to get hippos across the world to jump in on the fun. Here are some suggestions that I have made to make MGO hippo friendly: 1. Watering hole game mode 2. HIPPO animal ranking 3. A USB headset designed to fit around a hippo's head. 4. A Hippo controller, preferably a pad such as the sixaxis pad. Also add a rumble feature to this pad so that I can wrap it around my big hippo cock and literally get off to Metal Gear. 5. A customizable hippo character with special hippo abilities. This petition will be sent to Konami via email. Signing this petition will be a step in the right direction for hippo gamers, and hippos as a whole. It's about time the world wises up and realizes that hippos are people, too, and deserve to be treated as such. Thank you very much.

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