The Bush presidency has been known for it\'s secrecy. The press secretary Scott Mcclellan\'s mantra is \"I\'m not going to comment on an ongoing investigation\". That is understandible in some circumstances (If the terrorists were to know Cheney can\'t aim a shotgun, they would kill us all!)
But at a certain point, enough is enough. I sent a letter to the President, inquiring about his Chapstick use and he responded
\"Due to the large volume of letters recived, the president is not able to respond...\".
We the undersigned request the the president end the silence regarding lip balm use and come clean to the american people, no matter how scary the truth may be!
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The Church of the Living Chapstick, the driving force behind this movement, is an organization based around the worship of the all mighty lip balm.
9 years agoComments:
Mr. President... do you kill innocent people because you're aggravated from having chapped and chafing lips Do you authorize torture because you haven't had time to apply lip balm to lighten your mood recently Maybe the desire to desecrate our Constitution comes from a severe lack of chapstick as a child. Please, consider therapy to come to terms with these issues, and stop destroying America.
Ben Swofford, United States
9 years agoState:
OH Comments:
It's time for or "leader" to take into consideration the possibility that he is retarded. *Lipbalm Unto Us All*
casey gilbert, United States
9 years ago
cody castro, United States
9 years ago
Zane Cimino, United States
9 years agoState:
WA Comments:
Bush is NOT worth of Chapstick
anthony lorenzo, United States
9 years agoState:
CA Comments:
huzzah! long live the cotlc, and may the chapstick be with you
