WHEREAS, Matthew Yglesias misspells common words; AND WHEREAS, Matthew Yglesias confuses homonyms such as 'their' and 'there'; AND WHEREAS, Matthew Yglesias frequently leaves whole words out of sentences; AND WHEREAS he routinely commits various and sundry other crimes against grammar too numerous to fully detail in this space; we, the undersigned, hereby request that ThinkProgress hire a part-time editor, who has successfully completed a minimum of 3 hours of credit in English or Composition at an accredited university, to correct Mr. Yglesias's daily errors.

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