Dear sisters (and brothers),

as we well know, our gay (as in colorful and happy) sister Curly really wants this Kylie Lipkit (although we don't know why).

So, pretty-please, if you think she should have it brought by Santa Claus (the real one), sign this petition and donate whatever you may find appropiate (money is not appropiate!).

I myself will start the donations by donating a fresh and unused pack of very effective Sunblocker. Thank you for your time!

Greetings from Spain,

Eyeballz