MORE GO! LESS SLOW! (unless it's me)
Xtreme Lunchtime Wrestling is a federation hosted during weekday lunchtimes. It's a promotion that stands for high levels of competition. It's an establishment that has been infected by a most foul activity that has been occurring during XLW matches of late. Something that makes me sick to my stomach. There have been certain XLW Superstars that during a match have been just standing around, usually on the outside of the ring, and perverting the spirit of extreme competition that this promotion has always been about. And readers You know what bothers me the most THAT IS MY GIMMICK!! How dare these pale shadows of my greatness presume they can get away with this! So I start the campaign to stop this, right here, right now! We don't want to be seeing this lame lack of action in our XLW arenas... unless it's myself doing it! So feel free to sign this petition and then leave comments on the XLW Universe site, and we, as a people, can get the ball rolling on the "MORE GO! LESS SLOW! (unless it's me)" campaign.