Why is Jurassic Park: The Musical Extinct?
There was once a time when humans foolishly created dinosaurs for amusement and profit.
There was once a time when said dinosaurs were free and happy (after breaking out of their cages, of course), and having sex changes that they probably didn't understand.
There was once a time we could have beheld all of this through the majesty and glory of song and dance.
And we didn't even know about it until it was extinct.
If you live in the LA area, please sign this petition to bring back the Upright Citizens Brigade's rendition of "Jurassic Park: The Musical!" for one last performance.
Encore, clever girl...