This petition is for the sake of getting the old Tom back. We are not pleased with the new Tom who is eating right, losing weight, reading too much, working out, and watching PBS. We want the Tom who eats quad stackers and baconators. The one who has an attention span of a flea and watches cartoons. The one who is lazy and fat. So, please sign this petition so that we can get the old Tom back. If we are really lucky we can get the old old Tom back. The one on drugs who was real jumpy. Wouldn't that be nice.