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We Want The Fro

We Want The Fro

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Zifiso N.
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Ewwwwwwwwww N.
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Andrew D.
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Santa C.
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Someone
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Benedetto V.
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Matthew P.
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Harrowed i.
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Bernie S.
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Started by We Want The Fro 10 years, 8 months ago

Seth ruined everything by chopping off his blossoming fro. We want to make sure that doesn't happen again for a long time.

14 Comments

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Harrowed in Helsinki
10 years ago Featured

Seth, While we do not know each other that well, I would like you to understand how far the after affects of your rash decision to lop off the marvelous fro has been. Currently, I am residing in Finland, attempting to enjoy a Christmas with all of my extended family, however, I cannot. Why you ask? Because the cutting of your fro has changed wind patterns causing slushy, gross, wet weather up here rather than the beautiful, crisp, cold snow that Finland is known for. Know that your Jew Fro, or lack thereof, has ruined christmas for an entire country. Please think of others next time you have to make such a far reaching decision such as your hair height. I can't tell if you simply don't care about the people of Finland, or just want us all to suffer. Harrowed in Helsinki

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Madeleine Shay
10 years ago Featured

Seth, It is understandable that you would want to try and tame your growing fro for your own convenience, but when making these decisions you can' t just be thinking about yourself. There are millions of children out there depending on your fro. It needs to be freed, not contained. Ultimately, I believe you will recognize the power of the fro, and not only prevent this kind of horrible tragedy from happening again, but also harness the full potential of the fro, and use it for good.

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Ewwwwwwwwww No
10 years ago

Uh uh uh uh uh EWWWWWWWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Andrew Dahl
10 years ago

Please bring back the fro... Even though I don't know him, the emotional toll has been way too high :(

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Santa Claus
10 years ago

Seth, you've made the naughty list this year. Don't think that I didn't see you shave your head. Think of the children and maybe I'll get you something nice next year. Merry Christmas, you sinner.

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Benedetto Vittum
10 years ago

Seth cmon

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Matthew Price
10 years ago

a fro cut down anywhere is a danger to fros everywhere

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Bernie Sanders
10 years ago

I am not #feelingtheseth since you've gone and done this.