My fellow summoner. I am sad to inform you that the guy that burned our villages and stole our women, is still walking among us. And not only is he alive, he is also a moderator on our master's stream. It was a cold rainy night, when Resurrex knocked on our master's door. he cried and begged. And then, master Cowsep, blinded by his kindness, accepted him as his follower. He also gave him the privilege of being a mod. What we need to do, my brothers, is gather enough signatures to make Cowsep realize the truth: Resurrex's skills are inferior.

Let's do this.